Safety Torch (Yugioh)

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Joey: Look at little Tim Tim, sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP TIMMY, WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER!

Don't be scared, Timmy, or he'll eat you

Monsters smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a

SAFETY TORCH!

Put it on your porch, it's a

SAFETY PORCH!

Put it in the hallway

SAFETY TORCH!

Scare the monsters away

SAFETY TORCH!

That'll be 50 bucks


Mokuba: But my house is on fire


Joey: Shhh. Tim Tim, things are looking grim grim,

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day!

SAFETY WATER!

Put it in a bucket

SAFETY WATER!

Pour it on the fire!

SAFETY WATER!

Maybe make a bubble bath!

SAFETY WATER!

First one's on the house


Mokuba: Ha ha ha. I see what you did there. First one's on the house


Joey: Ha ha ha, yeah

Just the first one though, but it took quite a few, so those, plus all the safety torches


Mokuba: No!


Joey: So that'll be... let's just call it... 500 bucks


Mokuba: I don't have 500 bucks!


Joey: Oh, that's fine. I'll bill your parents


Mokuba: NO! 


Joey: Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night


Mokuba: My brothers gonna kill me

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