Randomness #something ~✨Child edition ✨~

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Smol Serenity: *doing a scavenger hunt with her mom* what does it say?

Ms.Wheeler: it says go to the first thing mommy does in the morning. What's the first thing mommy does in the morning?

Smol Serenity: Exercise!

Ms.Wheeler: nope before that what do I have to drink?

Smol Serenity: BEER! 

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Tea's mom: do you like it?

Tèa: *eating food* yeah

Tea's mom: How come it's so good?

Tea: because mommy didn't make it.

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Serenity's principal: Do you have any brothers?

smol Serenity: One, seven years old.

Serenity's principal: is he in school today?

Smol Serenity: No, He's home playing sick so he can watch me and clean the house.

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Mai's mom: umbrella starts with what letter

Smol Mai: me!

Mai's mom: no the letter U. 

Smol Mai: Letter me!

Mai's mom:...so close.

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Smol Jasminka: more bacon!

Jasminkas's mom: more? you want more?

Smol Jasminka: yeah more bacon!

Jasminka's mom: you've had 5 pieces 

Smol Jasminka: no. more bacon

Jasminka's mom: how much more can you eat? 

Smol Jasminka: umm one...

Jasminka's mom: one more?

Jasminka: 2.....

Jasminka's mom: 2 more? 

Smol Jasminka: yeah

Jasminka's mom: two more bacon?

Smol Jasminka: yeah

Jasminka's mom: your going to eat seven pieces of bacon today?

Smol Jasminka: MORE BACON! 

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Silas's mom: who do you like more daddy or bacon?

Smol Silas: bacon and mommy. *Accidentally fell out of his chair

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