Bakura (Paul): Marik! What on earth was all that?
Marik (Carl): I'm not sure what you're referring to.
Bakura: You sunk an entire cruise ship, Marik!
Marik: Are you sure that was me? I, I would think I'd remember something like that.
Bakura: Marik, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face!
Marik: That sounds dangerous.
Bakura: You were headbutting children off the ship!
Marik: That, uh... that must've been horrifying to watch!
Bakura: Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
Marik: Well, thank God that the children weren't on board to see it.
Bakura: Uhh.. Marik why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?
Marik: Well I guess you could say it is red and sticky.
Bakura: Maaarik, what are we standing in?
Marik: Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
Bakura: No! I would not believe that!
Marik: Uhh, melted gumdrops?
Bakura: No.
Marik: Boat nectar?
Bakura: No.
Marik: Some of God's tears?
Bakura: Tell me the truth Marik.
Marik: Fine. - It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
Bakura: MAAARIK!
Marik: Well they were, uh, they were taking all the croissant rolls.
Bakura: I can't believe what I'm hearing!
Marik: I will not apologize for art.
Bakura: Where are the other lifeboats?
Marik: Whoa! You won the prize, I didn't even notice that.
Bakura: Where are the other lifeboats, Marik?
Marik: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I bit lots of holes in them.
Bakura: MARIK!
Marik: I have a problem. I have a serious problem.
Bakura: You are just, terrible today!
Marik: Shhh! D'you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
Bakura: That's the sound of people drowning Carl.
Marik: That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.
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Random scenarios and memes(mostly pokemon, beyblade, Yu-gi-oh,or mha)
FanfictionI'm basically making memes and stuff about pokemon and some other animes or TV shows/movies. The story cover is not my art work so credit to the owner and creator. Feel free to comment opinions. I like comments they make me smile.
