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unknown number
hey padss can you byu me some crisps from that one store that we go to?
regulus
sure, mate. what flavor ?
unknown number
hmmmm
like
those ones
that had
like
sour onion or some shit
regulus
smh useful information ?
unknown number
the green ones
regulus
fantastic.
regulus
kinda feel bad for "padss"
or whoever the heck the person's
name is.
unknown number
what'd ya mean pads?
regulus
look at the phone number again.
unknown number
what ?
unknown number
oh
ohhhh
oops?
regulus
hi
you should probably contact "pads"
and
give them useful information about
what kind of crisps you actually want.
regulus
also, dude.
you really named your friend "pads"
unknown number
yeah
how'd you know i'm a dude
regulus
because i'm pretty sure girls don't name
their other friends "pads"
and you didn't deny it.
regulus
You're probably also a 16 year old who
does this weird f-boy trend of biting your
lip.
unknown number
i'm 17 tho-
and don't lie
everybody does it
regulus
nice
you just said your real age on the internet.
lock your door & windows.
unknown number
i can be lying tho
regulus
maybe, idk.
unknown number
so like i can tell you're not a 65 old man
regulus
how?
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