[COMPLETED] Arcee and her team of five western misfits take shelter in a walled town from a vicious sandstorm. Soon after their arrival, another group of desperate cowfolk arrive, but that night, one of their members, Ultra Magnus, is murdered. "t...
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Interviewee: SWERVE
Interviewers: ARCEE & CLIFFJUMPER (aka "Cliff")
The Transcript
Swerve: I didn't do it, I swear!
Arcee: Dude, we haven't even started.
Swerve: Oh. Anyways, hello Cliff.
Cliffjumper: Hello, new friend.
Arcee: You two won't stop talking out there.
Swerve: I know! Isn't it great? Finally, someone who likes to talk as much as I do.
Cliffjumper: It is simply splendid.
Swerve: Oh, I love all the interesting words you use.
Cliffjumper: That is what makes speech eloquent and interesting.
Swerve: You are the only person I would stay quiet for.
Arcee: Ugh, just get married already. Can we start?
Cliffjumper: Since I adore this small man so much, would that make me biased?
Arcee: I think we all have a bias immediately after meeting Swerve: he isn't a public menace.
Cliffjumper: Nothing could be more factual. So I may remain?
Arcee: Yeah, sure. I don't care. Okay Swerve, question one.
Swerve: Oh, I know all my answers! Question one, what was my relationship with Ultra Magnus? None! I've never met the guy. Question two! What were your thoughts about Ultra Magnus? I think he would probably be annoying. I heard from Red Alert he has lots of rules. Tailgate said he is very anxious and likes to focus on boring stuff. Question three. Who do I think did it?
[Swerve gets up from his seat to dramatically pace the room]
Swerve: It is none of the townsfolk. I have known these people for thousands of years, and yeah, even though we might have some violent streaks, it is rare. Besides, we aren't killers. We just like to sometimes threaten to kill, but it is nothing serious. I trust you Arcee, and I like Cliff. Bee is no threat, and Ironhide reminds me too much of a grandpa to be dangerous. Chromia kinda scares me. Oh, can I have multiple suspects?
Arcee: Yeah, sure, whatever.
Swerve: Yes! Okay, I suspect Chromia because she is scary. Sunstreaker's too awkward, so I think he could be the killer as well. I'm not the killer, so I'm safe. Cyclonus is very scary, and so is Tarn. Tailgate's a baby, so it isn't him. And Red Alert might have gone crazy. Ratchet seems chill, though. He seems to want what is best for his people, so killing Magnus wouldn't help them at all.
Arcee: So who do you suspect?
Swerve: Chromia, Sunny, Cyclonus, Tarn, and Red Alert.
Cliff: So all the spooky people and the poor, anxious Red Alert?
