[COMPLETED] Arcee and her team of five western misfits take shelter in a walled town from a vicious sandstorm. Soon after their arrival, another group of desperate cowfolk arrive, but that night, one of their members, Ultra Magnus, is murdered. "t...
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Interviewee: AIRACHNID
Interviewers: ARCEE & CYCLONUS
The Transcript
Airachnid: Ah, Arcee. I am pleased you are one of my interviewers.
Arcee: Pleased?
Airachnid: Why, yes. I have been excited to meet the next Overlord princess. I was the princess he got the forest for. What a kind, and foolish, man.
Arcee: You can have the crown back if you want.
Airachnid: Oh, no. I don't like him anymore. I liked how he waited on me at any time of night or day, but he eventually became too much of an emotional burden for me. He started wanting romance and all that rubbish.
Arcee: Oh. How many princesses has he gone through?
Airachnid: Elita was the first. She got sick of him after seven hours. Some girls from another town he invited here. Hmm, that makes me the fifth. And you, lucky one, are the sixth!
Cyclonus: Is this the big blue guy?
Airachnid: Yes, Cyclonus. Now, hush, hush. This is girl talk. Anyways, use the hell out of him, Arcee. He is your little starry-eyed slave now. He wants to worship and please you. Just walk all over him.
Arcee: Maybe not right now.
Airachnid: Heh, heh. Do you like him? Want to spend the rest of your forsaken life with the stupid brute?
Arcee: Airachnid, I don't know! We got questions for you. Okay, one. What was your relationship with Ultra Magnus?
Airachnid: Relationship? I've never seen the fool before. I've heard his name, but never met him. Didn't care to, either.
Cyclonus: What were your thoughts about Ultra Magnus?
Airachnid: Suck up type, definitely. He's the kind that walk around like they have a stick up their ass. Now there's one less control freak in the world.
Cyclonus: [rising from his seat] You wretch! Take it back!
Airachnid: Oh, make me, big boy.
Arcee: Guys! One more question and then you two can go beat the shit out of each other. Airachnid, who do you think did it?
Airachnid: I know Overlord said me, so I definitely will say him.
