[COMPLETED] Arcee and her team of five western misfits take shelter in a walled town from a vicious sandstorm. Soon after their arrival, another group of desperate cowfolk arrive, but that night, one of their members, Ultra Magnus, is murdered. "t...
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Interviewee: RED ALERT (aka "Reddie")
Interviewers: OVERLORD & BUMBLEBEE (aka "Bee")
The Transcript
Due to Bee's voice box being damaged, the transcript is translated.
Red Alert: [stuttering] Can we please get someone else? He really, really scares me.
Overlord: Who? Me?
Red Alert: Yeah.
Bumblebee: Reddie, it's okay. Look, he even kinda looks like Magnus! Blue and those audio receptor thingies!
Overlord: Audio receptor thingies?
Bumblebee: Yeah, like the horns. I don't know what they're called. Let's get Red Alert through this quickly. Poor guy looks like he's about to leak himself!
Overlord: Okay, okay, good plan. Reddie, what was your relationship with Ultra Magnus?
Red Alert: He protected me and became my caretaker after I was diagnosed with schizophrenia.
Overlord: Hey, hey, you don't need to tell us real personal stuff like that.
Red Alert: Oh, it's fine. People need to know that I'm not a threat, anyways. They just need to know I'm just struggling a bit right now. Magnus was a real hero to me. I was afraid to be alone with my mind, and he offered to be right at my side. We'd been comrades for many thousands of years before I was diagnosed.
Bumblebee: Okay. Just good memories about him. What were your thoughts regarding Ultra Magnus?
Red Alert: Loved him to bits. He sacrificed his freedom for me, and I will never forget that.
[Red Alert starts crying]
Overlord: Oh dear.
Bumblebee: Hang in there, buddy. Last question. Who do you think did it?
