𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒. [ON HOLD]

six.

Helena's POV:

6 months later...

"WHO USED MY SHAVER?!" Theo shouted from upstairs.

"THEO YOU DON'T HAVE A BEARD!" Roman yelled from the gaming room.

"YEAH I DO!" He yelled back.

"YOUR FACE HAS NO HAIRS ON IT! RELAX!" River shouted from the living room.

"YES IT DOES!" Theo screamed.

Me and Xavier made eye contact.

"Someone's got to tell that boy he doesn't have a beard." I laughed.

"It ain't going to be me." Xavier chuckled.

"HELENA DID YOU USE IT FOR YOUR HAIRY LEGS?!" Theo screamed.

"NO I SHAVED XAVIER'S LEGS WITH IT!" I lied. Xavier started laughing loudly.

"EXCUSE ME?!" Theo screamed.

"MY LEGS AREN'T HAIRY ANYMORE! COME AND LOOK!" Xavier joined in. River and Roman ran in the room.

"I wanna see him freak out." River shrugged. Theo came running down the stairs with just a towel.

"Show me your bloody legs." He snapped.

"No, thanks." Xavier laughed.

"Show me your damn legs or I will pull your trousers down." Theo shouted.

"I'll take your towel." Xavier challenged.

"Okay go ahead. I'm wearing my pants. Show me your legs." He snapped pointing his finger. I snickered.

My daily entertainment has started.

"Thanks for the offer dear brother but I'll have to decline." Xavier said mimicking Theo's British accent.

"I don't freaking speak like that." Theo said.

"Yes you do. It sounds so posh." Xavier laughed.

"No it doesn't. I sound like a normal human being from the UK." Theo snapped.

He totally forgot about the shaver.

"You sound like Prince Philip." Xavier  said.

"I do not sound like a 99 year old man." Theo snapped.

"Did he die yet?" River asked.

"Surprisingly not yet." I replied. (a/n this didn't age well.)

"The royals are crazy." Roman said.

"You don't really know them to say that." Xavier said.

"No like living in Buckingham palace is crazy. What are you going to do with all those rooms?" Roman elaborated more.

"Have se-"

"Don't even finish that sentence." I cut River off.

"Okay, to have intercourse with each other." River corrected.

"That's literally the same thing." Xavier chuckled.

"Yeah, but less dirtier." River shrugged chuckling. I took an apple and started eating it.

"That reminds me. What's doggystyle?" Theo asked. I choked.

"Oh and reverse cowgirl?" River added.

"Oh so basically that's a-"

"DUDE!" Me and Xavier shouted to Roman.

"Oh shit my bad." Roman snickered.