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Peters P.O.V

I put on a long sleeve shirt and shorts before heading out into the gym and sighed at what we were doing "dont even try it flash" I said as I heard him come behind me "how did you even know it was me" he asked

"oh cause I know you" I said rolling my eyes as I turned around "freaky penis parker" he said and I smirked "I would be careful otherwise with you calling me penis I would think you would want to see it" I smirked and dodged the punch that he threw as he face was red

"aw come on if you wanna see me so bad you dont have to knock me out" I laughed and jumped back as he tried to kick me "aw come on at least take me out for a date first" I smirked and he punched me and I lifted a eyebrow at him before kicking him back "PARKER DETENTION" the teacher yelled and I looked at him

"ты можешь сосать мой член, если тебе не нравится мое дерьмо" I said in russian as I smirked "translation?" the teacher asked "you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit" mj said making everyone gasp "ты единственный, кто не ублюдок" I said and she grinned at me

"и тебе того же" she said and I nodded "пошел на хуй, тренер" I said as I looked at the coach before he decided to ignore me and continued on with the lesson "so you know russian" mj asked as I did pull ups "yea my aunt taught me it" I said as I looked at her and just continue to do pull ups not counting them

"know any other languages?" she asked "a few?" I said "what kinds?" she asked "oh just random ones" I said "what languages?" she asked "different ones" I said and smirked when she glared at me before punching my gut "is that supposed to hurt?" I asked and laughed once she looked at me in shock

"it felt like I punched a wall of cement" she said in shock and I laughed before getting down and grabbing my water bottle "yup" I grinned "take off your sweatshirt" she said and I raised a eyebrow at her but took off my shirt which showed a black undershirt that was skintight and showed my abs

"how the fcuk are you so fit" she asked "I workout" I said drinking my water not realizing all the girls were staring at me "tell me your ways" she said making me laugh before putting my shirt on

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