peter parker and his awesome family FIELD TRIP ONE SHOT (semi paused) BOOK 1

annoyed hero petey

backstory
nah to lazy

Warning some violence

Peters P.O.V

'today has been the worst! First, I find out may has died. Second, Flash beat me very badly today. Third, I learn ned is moving away. And Fourth, NOW IM FLIPPIN KIDNAPPED WITH MY CLASS and don't question how I got kidnapped'

'but since im sad, hurt and very annoyed lets see what should I do? AH I got it lets ask questions' I thought smirking "HEY KIDNAPPERS" I yelled making everyone look at me

"parker you idiot" the teacher said and I just looked at them before looking at the door opened and in walked two of the kidnappers both of them stared at me "what do you want?" one asked

"whats your names? why did you kidnap us? do you work for anyone? whats your favorite color? whats your favorite animal? mines a spider, do you have a favorite song? favorite food? do you have any kids? do you have a girlfriend/ boyfriend/ wife/ husband? do you have any pe-agrgvd" I asked before I got shut up by them placing ducktape on my mouth

I raised a eyebrow at them before crossing my arms making everyone look at me in shock since everyone except the kidnappers (and now me) were handcuffed before I took off the ducktape off

"first off rude, Second off night night" I smirked before punching them both in the face knocking them both out before grabbing their keys and unlocking everyone's handcuffs as they stood frozen in shock

I knocked on the door "Hey kidnappers two of your guys passed out" I said once I heard one of them was coming "what?!" a grumpy voiced asked as the door opened and he started to walk in before getting knocked out by me

"hey can someone call 911 cause im about to start a riot" I asked showing a phone "I will" the teacher said and I nodded before tossing him the phone "whatever you do DONT come out until you hear the police say its save" I said

they all nodded so I pulled the guys out of the room before shutting the door but not locking it "WHEN WILL YOU GUYS LEARN YOU CANT KIDNAP ME AND THINK YOU WILL SURVIVE" I yelled annoyed

"SHOOT HIM" a voice yelled before gun shots were heard before they stopped as evil like laughter was heard throughout the halls "RUN" the same voice yelled

*after*

I took my shirt off and started to use it to get the blood off my face "can I just say that was hot" a voice chuckled "of course you would say that wade" I laughed as I turned to him

"well duh baby boy" wade said walking towards me and giving me a kiss "now should we get out of here also can I move in with you" I asked "duh and of course baby boy" he said putting a arm around me as we walked out

"thanks wade" I said giving him a kiss "mhm can we get chimichangas?" he asked "yea sure but first can I get a shirt" I asked