peter parker and his awesome family FIELD TRIP ONE SHOT (semi paused) BOOK 1

The heirrr (semi finished)

PETERRRRS P.O.V

I ran around my lab trying to find my lightsabers and other things "ughhh friday where are my lightsabers and shit" I asked getting annoyed that I couldnt find them "boss took them and has them hidden somewhere" friday said

"Stark you ass" I groaned before heading up to my room to grab my suit to go on patrol but when I went to where I left my suit it wasnt there "friday did he also take my suit" I asked as I saw it was no where in sight

"yes and it is hidden next to the lightsabers" she said "thats it where is he" I asked as I put on my mask and grabbed my baseball bat since I knew he was doing a press thingy "I shall bring you to his floor" fri said and I nodded before heading into the elevator

I walked into the room "Anthony Fucking Stark" I said deathly calm "fuck" he said looking away from the cameras and people and to me "listen we can talk about this" he said backing away "oh can we now I dont think so" I said in the calm voice and I walked closer to him

"wait come on im doing a press thing" he said trying to get me to not hurt him "dont care I would run" I said and he just allowed his suit to appear and flew off but not before I hit him with the bat (which was a hard but soft foam cause he isnt superhuman)

"YOUR DEAD WHEN WE MET NEXT STARK" I yelled before looking at the cameras and peoples "ok everyone this shit is over and if your wondering who I am im the heir now byeee" I said before running off to catch some iron

Week later

I watched from a air vent as the avengers had a press conference and were all about to be pranked because steve was saying how I was to young to know anything and that I should leave it up to the adults, sam, bucky, clint and me were in a prank war

Nat had changed my suit so it said baby spider on the back and had took my webs, bruce had created a liquid that had made me high by accident and then also stole my lightsabers, dad well he just keeps taking my stuff but anyways its about to happen

I watched them as the pranks went off and nearly started laughing but I covered my mouth and tried my hardest not to laugh as I put a mask on and dropped down "that is amazing" I said and they glared at me which finally made me break and fall to the ground laughing

Nat had spiderwebs on her and also had mama spider on her back, steve was neon pink with glitter and his hair was sticking in random directions and his shield had a red spider on it, sam, bucky and clint were covered in goo that was hardening fast, and also had glitter over it and glue over their hair

bruce was now colored purple with a lightsaber symbol on his back and chest, dad had pink goo in his hair and blue over his suit with glitter, webs and feathers on top "PeTeR *honk* sTaRk" dad said as his voice cracked among with having random duck sounds

"yes dad?" I asked through laughing "GrO- *HONK* -Und" he yelled "Eh worth it" I shrugged "good job pete" nat said walking up to me "thanks" I grinned as she gave me a hug "also dont worry we are fair" she said "ok movie night?" I asked and she nodded

we looked back at the team who were making random animal noises while glaring at me "ok everyone it seems like it is the end because they cant talk now" I chuckled as I looked at the people "but have a good day" I waved before walking out of the room with nat next to me as we went to change and then watch a movie