peter parker and his awesome family FIELD TRIP ONE SHOT (semi paused) BOOK 1

you have a what sword now (longish short)

(Im very tired and havent had any sleep it is around 3-4 am but when im posting this since I re-edited the spelling it will be around 8)

Peters P.O.V

I was out on the stands of the football field listening to music and doing homework when I hear some people walking towards me so I looked towards them

"what do you want flasher and his group of dashers" I asked staring at them as I took my headphones off

they glared at me and started to walk closer to me but I didnt feel like getting beat up so they were either gonna get beat up or imma hit them with my sword

"you have three options 1. I can beat you idiots up, 2. I can hit you with my pillow sword, 3. You can walk away" I said as I glared a low glare

"A what sword?" one of the dashers asked and I just looked straight at him and pulled out a sword handle from my backpack "pillow sword" I said and two blades came out at either end of it

The idiots backed up a bit as they saw the double-sided sword which blades looked like "is that foam?" flash asked starting to laugh since he didnt think it was real

I smirked before walking towards him before punching him in the nose and hiting him in the side with the pillow sword making him fall asleep for around 30-50 minutes

"you want to same" I asked his groupies who shook their heads before running away from me making me laugh as I put the sword away and thought of ways to humiliate flash and grinned

*45 minutes later*

I stared at my masterpiece smirking I had used some ropes that hold up banners to hold up a flash who was now just in his underwear (pink unicorn and spiderman underwear) who was also wearing a sign that says 'Peter parker is hot'

flash started to wake up as the bell rang saying that school is over which made him wake fully before looking around and seeing me as he tried to get out "PARKERRRRR" he yelled

everyone that had walked out of the building looks towards us as I started to laugh, people came over and took pictures making flash turned a bright red

"bye flasher boy" I called to him before walking away, everyone stared at me now realizing who did it and just gasping at me

*when he gets to the tower*

I walked into the tour taking out my sword and waved hi to a few people I knew in the lobby before entering the elevator which started to bring me to the penthouse

I walked over to the kitchen as I grabbed some food before hearing yelling so I went to find out who was yelling before they gave me a headache

*few minutes later*

I opened the door silently as I peaked inside and saw something that made me pissed. Steve yelling at tony as everyone else stared at them

"I swear to god shut the fuck up before I hit you with my sword" I growled as I let my sword come into view with the blade sharp

everyone stared at me "kid calm down" tony said and I lowly glared at him, making him put his hands up in surrender before backing away

but steve wanted to push me so not my fault
he was now hanging from the building from level 6 where everyone on the streets stared at him as he was in his underwear (the american flag) with a sign that read 'I suck and spiderman rules'

*few minutes later*

I sat down next to him on the window now in my spiderman costume and looked at everyone and waved to them as everyone took pictures "Awesome day right guys" I called to the crowd laughing

steve still tried to get out but setted for glaring at me after he couldnt "Now I have homework to do and music to write so I see ya while on patrol" I called to them before getting up and got steve down before heading up to my room

as I entered my room I took off my suit and put some pajama pants on as I sat down at my desk to do homework and write some lyrics