My opinion on undertale ships

Sansgore(sans x asgore)

So its 4 am and I decided best time to do this okay okay I have some problems with this but I'll save those for late for now I'll try and talk about the good parts okay this gonna be long get ready.

. Notice how I said nothing don't get me wrong there are some uh decent stories on it and yea but lets be honest with ourselves for a second when has sans shown interest in asgore or visversa see like at least with other ships we have something to go off like examples soriel sans and toriel interact a lot the way they look at each other at the end of the game could be implying something in deltarune he
"befriended your mom last night". Theres even something for frans /i don't ship frans im not exactly into pedophilia/ im kidding partially anyway what frans shippers base it off is that sans takes you on a date yea he may have threatened to kill you on it but eh isn't death the purest form of love. I feel like I should say im joking here just in case someone took that literally and tried to kill ppl or something.
Anyway yea thats my point no anything to back it up and asgore I pretty sure still wants tori back so...yea
It would be a baseless claim to assume this was even near canon well now the ship in general is well this is my opinion so i get to be as honest as i want its not that good but it's uh well whats under decent but not bad  well let me put it on a scale

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Bad.   ^    Decent       Good
That arrow is where this ship lays
Its so meh subpar at best for me but I guess it has some decent art not sure i wanna go look at it but eh not much to lose. Oh god please spare me welp i found it but at what cost ... i thought i had nothing to lose but my eye rolled out of its socket after what i had just saw well they had subpar art this ship is so mid even the art is mid.
And for the love of everything holy can you weird ppl stop giving sans a women's genitals there are like an infinite amount of things wrong with that. And no im not suggesting you draw him with the male part instead .
Anyway rating & stuff
Ship rating
2/10 so eh
Ship probability
.01% imagine hating soriel and shipping sansgore that would be hilarious i hope i find someone like that.
Anyway its endcard time so did y'all know i could actually charge you Wattpad coins which can be transferred to money

Ye so i hope y'all are ready to empty your pockets im joking unless for some reason you wanted to for whatever reason. If you wanna support me go buy my only fa- i'm joking if i had one it would just be exclusive memes i made. Anyway thanks to you the reader for reading my book even if you don't comment or vote it's always appreciated I know this chapter is early a bit to early but thats cus i was working on at night fell asleep and woke up just now and decided to post it
Anyway special thanks to everyone who read churpen's and tom's book but even more special thanks to Silver_Snowflake61 Glitchy_ShadowBear Churpen _authentictears Sans-19 nottamoviestare clemlnv giyunezufan Big-Chungu Tom_Lime even though he doesn't read this
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Also while doing what i do best surfing the web i saw this cool pic

Just thought it was cool so eh. Anyway im dipping arriverderchi. And have a good day / night