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Smol Broccoli: @everyone
Hello people! In this episode of "Who is in my groupchat?" we'll be exposing Endeavor, the hero commission and more!

Tired dad: I'm too tired for this.

Lesbian/Girl Power: I live for this!!

Pikachu 2.0: There are two kinds of people.

Area 51: I CANNOT WAIT!! THEY SAID THAT THERE WAS GOING TO BE ❤️ROMANCE❤️!!!!! JJSNSIAKSHISKDJWKWHDIDJDIDK

✨GLIMAH!!✨:✨ROMANCE!✨

Wine Mom: ROOOOOOOOMANCE!!

Loud dad: I am calmly waiting to see if I am going to have a new OTP.

Tired dad: He's been running around the house screaming: "We are going to know who is baby Hawks boyfriend or girlfriend!"

Tired Emo: It's really annoying.

Invisibitch: 1 - Aizawa-sensei why are you with Presentation Michael? 2 - Shinsou, why are you with them? 3 - I just went and check the last messages and I realized the whole "it's not complete" what does that mean? 4 - Why does @Secret Grandchild call Midoriya lil bro and Midoriya calls him big bro? 5 - I just realized that we don't know your pronouns. 6 - Exposing??😏🍵🍵

Copy Paste: WTF?!?!! WTAF????

Taxi Mom: 1 - He's gay. 2 - He has two dads, guess who? 3 - Wait until slap to sleep. 4 - 🤫
5 - I use he/him pronouns. 6 - Calm down.

Area 51: What is slap to sleep. Is it like, you need to be slapped so you can sleep?

Lesbian/Girl Power: It's simply going to be the best moment that this chat is going to have. A moment I will always treasure in my heart.

Rät but make it bird: Rumi, I think that counts as bullying.

Best big bro: Hey guys I'm alive!
...
Wait
This is not the heroes groupchat...
What is this?

Fast dad: Hello brother! This is a groupchat that Midoriya created in ort her for us to help some of us friends!
Even though we don't know their names, age, occupation, or even why do they need help...
They were just about to share their pronouns!

Loud dad: Hey, Tensei, where have you been?

Best Big Bro: A mission.

Wine Mom: Did it went well?

Smol Broccoli: Is anyone going to...

Secret Grandchild: I'm on my way.

Trans Queen 👸🏽: I'll be there in ten with ice cream.

Magic Dad: As the closest thing to a decent dad that we have in our group I shall join you.

Staby Staby UwU: Hang in there @Taxi Mom

Dad for All: Alright, what the

Raven: Hell

Dad for All: happened?

SPIIIIIINNN!!!: We could ask the same question

Raven: Yagi doesn't fell right cussing/cursing so I do that for him.

Sun: Just going to had that to list of reasons why I think All Might and Nighteye are dating.

Twice's Secret Dad: They are definitely.

Responsible Rock: ^^^

laughing gas: ^^^

Rät: *enjoying the calm before I spoil the tea*

Katy Perry❄️🔥: Spoil the tea?

Secret Love child: Shoto, we've been over this. It means tell the gossip.

Katy Perry❄️🔥: 😮

Tape dispenser: What gossip?

Raven: NEZU NO!!

Dad for All: NEZU NO!!

Rät: Nezu, YES!!
They have been married for a few years now😈

S.L.U.T.: Damn, now I own Kamui 20 €/$/£/¥

Manly 1: Why?

S.L.U.T.: CAUSE I THOUGHT ALL MIGHT WAS DATING THAT DETECTIVE, I THINK HIS NAME IS NAOMASA AND THAT NIGHTEYE WAS DATING BUBBLEGIRL!!

Raven: First of, I'm not a pedophile, she barely graduated(I'm not sure if this is true, just roll with it), second, Nezu NO!

Rät: 😈
Ever heard about polyamorous??

Wine Mom: sjshiekshsd

laughing gas: kehejeksh

Smol Broccoli: sjshbdjsks

Lesbian/Girl Power: skejjdkwsbdhkd

Rät but make it bird: skjejdkebdvd

Are 51: jsjenenshdkdknsjs

Pikachu 2.0: skejndndjwksb

Sun: wkejjdjeksbdjksns

Gimme Money UwU: jsjsnenshwk

Hugs for Y'all: ajejjdmejwsn

Tape dispenser: skejjdejks

S.L.U.T.: jsjsjejekejjskdjebd

Tiktok: skskjdkdbdh

Staby Staby UwU: jajsnsnsmsjsk

Best Big Bro: sjndhdjsmsbdjs

Gimme Money UwU: I just realized that this all started cause of Taxi Mom. What happened to him?

Smol Broccoli: Prob a panic attack.
Or a gay panic attack.
Or a * ** ********** *** * ** *** *** * **** *** ** ******* attack.

C.S.Lewis: Why all the ***

Smol Broccoli: Didn't want to make spoilers. Anyways he is prob fine.
Also I am going to help you by saying that besides the ones you already know, SPIIIIINNNN! who uses it/its and Staby Staby UwU who uses she/her, they all use he/him.

Hugs for Y'all: Thank you!! I would hate misgendering somebody!!

Taxi Mom: I'm back. Still living.

Trans Queen 👸🏽: I truly believe he teleported that ice cream to somewhere, because the speed that disappeared...😰

Blood dad: Why don't you ask you know who to come and cuddle with you?

Taxi Mom: ...

Blood dad: Understandable, have a nice day.

Smol Broccoli: I think you're all forgetting the original reason we are here😈😈😈
Are you ready Hawks?

Rät but make it bird: No.

Smol Broccoli: Great. Are you ready you know who?

Taxi Mom: He is ready as he'll ever be.

Pikachu 2.0: ndjdnsjsjs

Area 51: skjdbdjs

Tape Dispenser: gfbzhubdndksknd

Music Emo: skdkdnwj

Smol Broccoli: Hacker ready?
Oh, wait I'm the hacker😈😈😈

Lesbian/Girl Power: I just went to grab popcorn.

Wine Mom: I went to grab the drinks.

laughing gas: I'm gonna grab popcorn and Doritos and chips and Cheetos and etc.

Smol Broccoli: we are defending going back to the fact that you are clearly together, so we can figure out if it's platonic or romantic, but before that...



I started reading Death Note... Light and L are really smart😰. I'm thinking of making a fanfic about them!!

Also, Nighteye and Naomasa and Ass Might family isn't complete. Who do you think is missing. Besides Tenko, who I'm pretty sure I'm going to make him being adopted by them.

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