Smol Broccoli: Two little boys...
Gimme Money UwU: Who?
Rät but make it bird: We met each other in the playground.
Area 51: That sounds so cute!
Secret Love Child: Just like the rest,
Didn't stick out from the crowd.
S.L.U.T.: Wait... you're the one dating Hawks??
Smol Broccoli: But between themselves, they always knew:
Rät but make it bird: "we are different"
Secret love Child: But we pushed it down,
Cause nobody would even listen.
Smol Broccoli: His parents always saying:
Endewhore: Boy, when you grow up,
You're gonna find a nice lady,
make sure you act tough.
Tape Dispenser: Wait Endewhore is Hawks dad?
MOMo: I think he means that he is Secret Love Child Dad.
Best Big Bro: Shoto had indeed a older brother who disappeared named Touya.
Endewhore: You'll be living a life like Barbie and Ken,
Come on, suck it up,
And forget this nonsense!
Tired Dad: I feel the urges to commit a murder.
Loud dad: I feel the urges to let you do it.
Raven: I feel the urges to help you hide the body.
Wine Mom: I feel the urges to be a distraction to the "victim".
laughing gas: I feel the urges to help in anyway I can.
Smol Broccoli: We did not forget your affair🙃
Responsible Rock: I feel the urges to make sure nobody is there.
Dad for All: I feel the urges to help committing the murder.
Rät: I feel the urges to make sure that isn't caught on camera.
Secret Love Child: What if I want Ken not Barbie?
Rät but make it bird: Why should we have to say sorry?
C. S. Lewis: You don't.
Taxi Mom: C'mon do you even listen,
Staby Staby Bitch: To all the dumb shit you're slip in?
Mom b: That sounds awful.
Hazel Levezque: Please tell us how can we help.
Secret Grandchild: We can Love who we want to,
Twice's Secret Dad?: I mean, just for exemple, name one straight hero that isn't Endeavor.
...
...
...
Exactly.
You can't.
SPIIIIIIINNNN!!!!: Don't say they're not suppose to.
Secret Love Child: If I love Ken not Barbie,
Trans Queen 👸🏽: He doesn't have to say sorry,
Yes. No! Yes. No! Etc: No, not you,
Not to me,
Not to anyone, anyone, ANYONE
(Not writing this little part)
Lesbian/Girl Power: 17 years old,
Rät but make it bird: "I'm felling like a stranger at 'home'"
C. S. Lewis: What do you mean 'home'?
Smol Broccoli: You still have to wait a lil to unlock the trauma card.
Rät: I feel that Hound Dog is going to have his hands full, as soon as he gets back from his break.
Blood Dad: Keeping his head down low
Tiktok: Hide away so nobody will now.
Secret Love Child: I was avoiding mom and dad,
When they asked:
Endewhore: Who's your girlfriend?
Japanese Snow White: 🤷🏼💁🔥👨👦⁉️🧑🏻👊
Cake for y'all: Translation - Does that confirm that Endeavour is Secret Love Child dad, and that he wasn't nice?
Handy Emo: Well, that does seems to fit into the story, besides the fact that we know he isn't really great and aggressive with his username.
Magic Dad: Cause Lord forbid they see,
His true identity!
Smol Broccoli: His parents always saying:
Endewhore: Boy, when will you see?
You'll be happy I know, it's just a women you need,
Dad for All: I despised you before this.
Right now I ain't afraid to say that I
Raven: fucking
Das for all: hate you.
Tired dad: you should accept your kids for who they are!!!
Loud dad: That actually explains so much...
Endewhore: You'll be such a great Ken just gotta find your Barbie,
Make sure you act like a man, that's what your born to be.
(I'm going to skip to the last verse cause I'm lazy, also it's like 2 am)
Secret Love Child: We always wanted Ken, not Barbie,
Tired dad: Relatable.
Raven: ^^
Moon: ^^
Tired Emo: ^^
✨GLIMAH!!✨: ✨I'm a Ken willing to help any guy around my age figuring out their sexuality!✨
Copy Paste: ^^
Mom b: was that you trying to join the chain our like, "Me too Aoyama"?🤣🤣
Copy Paste: Both
Mom b: 😮
Manly 2: Bro went big!!!
Holy Vines: I shall ask for Jesus to protect you.
Emo Bird: Isn't homosexuality a sin in the words of the sacred scriptures?
Holy Vines: That is indeed a myth. During a translation, the people doing it, decide that they shall change pedophilia and make it homosexuality.
MOMo: That's so cool! It's such an interesting fact!
Music Emo: *jealous Jirou noises"
Holy Vines: Do not worry. I have no intentions of stealing your girlfriend.
Rät but make it bird: We're never gonna say sorry,
Hugs for Y'all: You don't need to.
Blood Dad: Cause nobody is gonna listen,
Magic Dad: To all the shit you're slipin'
Taxi Mom: We're gonna love who we want to,
Staby Staby UwU: So don't say we're not supposed to.
Smol Broccoli: If we want Ken not Barbie,
Lesbian/Girl Power: We're never gonna say sorry,
Yes. No! Yes. No! Etc: No, not to you @Endewhore.
Ken not Barbie. You know it.
YOU ARE READING
BNHA Groupchat aka Villains Can't Stop Singing
FanfictionMidoriya creates a groupchat with his class, some heroes and... villains? In the end, they end up finding out that the villains aren't who they seem to be. Warnings: Suicide Laziness Angst Bad Jokes My bad English Cursing Jokes about death There...
