Chaotic mess || Seventeen Group Chat

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1 Prince 1 Emo 1 Tiger and 1 Rice

Prince: So......

Emo: Our chat died

Rice: Pretty much

Tiger: Things have been chaotic lol

Emo: Everything feels so different

Rice: Yeah, but anyways Wonwoo....

Emo: What bitch?

Rice: I-

Rice: Whatever, how long have you and Mingyu been dating?

Emo: Uhhh

Emo: Wait....

Emo: Give me a second to process myself

Tiger: Wonwoo broke

Price: Lmfao

Rice: What about you Jun?

Prince: For me and Hao, it's been a month since we got together

Emo: Okay it's been 8 months

Tiger: WHAT THE FUCK

Prince: I-

Rice: And you've kept it a secret for this long?

Emo: Uh yeah

Tiger: Damn

Rice: Honestly, I don't think I'm fully committing to the parent thing

Emo: wdym?

Rice: No idea, just I didn't think of what a parent does so often

Emo: Well yeah it's going to be like because he's yours and Soonyoung's son, so yeah you aren't ready to fully commit but hey you're learning tho

Rice: I guess you're right

Emo: If anyone is about to ask, don't ask me how I know this okay

Prince: You pregnant or smth?

Emo: What? No

Emo: My body ain't strong enough bitch

Prince: Sureeeee

Rice: If you're lying I'm going to your house and punching you

Tiger: So are you?

Emo logged off

Rice: This bitch
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Gays

Wonu logged on

Hoon: Bitch you ain't escaping from us

Wonu: Yes I am

Jun: Lord

Soon: Just say yes or no to our question

Wonu: Fine

Wonu: Yes, are you happy now

Hannie: Huh?

Wonu: ....

Wonu: Fuck

Hannie: Is everything alright?

Wonu: Well ummm

Gyu: Babe is everything okay?

Soon: Did you even tell him?

Wonu: Nope, but give me a sec
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Gyu