Dnf/Karlnap(ity) Oneshots

A/N (UPDATES ON CHAPTERS)

this is the A/N chapter and it will be updated based on what i feel like i need to tell people.

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i was thinking about how weird it is that i have a shit ton of kinks but i'm demisexual. like: "threaten me with a knife but only if were in a long term relationship where we trust and love each other hahaha" *lip bite*

Her my sant about prep and lube lol:

HAVING GAY SEX WITHOUT PREP IS NOT HOT. HAVING GAY SEX WITHOUT LUBE IS NOT HOT. NO YOU CANNOT USE SALIVA, IT DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT.
A BUTTHOLE IS NOT MADE FOR SEX, GOING IN WITHOUT PREP HURTS LIKE A BITCH. BEING LIKE "omg I need you immediately I can't prep first" IS NOT HOT, SOMEONE SAYING THEY DONT NEED PREP IS NOT HOT. YOU NEED PREP.

YOU ALSO NEED LUBE. A LOT OF IT. YOU CANT JUST NOT USE LUBE THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS.

I AM AFAB AND NOT A VIRGIN. I SWEAR EVEN WITH A VAGINA THAT IS MADE FOR HAVING A PENIS INSIDE OF IT, IT STILL HURTS LIKE A BITCH WITHOUT PREP.

I felt like I needed to say this😌

Here are descriptions for the ones I'm working on:

IT au part 2

its the IT au but part 2. probably some karlnapity

Chill evening

just some fluffy fluff and the relationship i want

God's favorite (XDnf)

George had always been gods favorite. He's spoiled, gets anything he wants. And at the moment he wants dick.

Suggestions are greatly appreciated!!!!