Kinda Glitchy [Katsuki Bakugo x reader] (discontinued)

|| Chapter eighteen || Exams, so fun

"Bestie I'm about to fucking snap"

(F/n) said to Bakugo, keeping her face down on her table

"It's just exams moron, you would have to be an idiot to fail them" he replied back to her

"Katsuki if you see me as anything but an idiot then I worry for your intelligence"

"I DONT KNOW HOW YOU MANAGED TO INSULT BOTH ME AND YOURSELF IN ONE SENTENCE BUT I DONT LIKE IT-"

"One day I'll burn this school to the ground"

"Whatever just do it after I've graduated so that I can get the credit for throwing you in jail"

"Yea I can do that, sometimes you just gotta take one for the team"

It was currently lunch time and Katsuki and (F/n) were the only two students to stay in the classroom instead of heading to the cafeteria

(F/n)'s excuse was that she had brought her own food and didn't feel like walking, and Katsuki's excuse.. well he's a fucking simp

"Any who, you didn't need to stay in the classroom with me, you could have gone with Kirishima and the others if you wanted"

Katsuki stopped looking out the window and faces the (h/c) girl

"They're all losers anyways, what do you have for lunch"

"DID YOU JUST IMPLY THAT I WASNT A LOSER"

"You've lost eye contact privilege" Katsuki said turning back to the window

"NOOOO PLEASE I CRAVE ATTENTION"

"Damn that bird looks real nice"

"FINE YOU FUCKER ILL GIVE YOU SOME FOOD"

"Cool hand over the good shit" Katsuki turns back to her

"One day I'll shave your head in your sleep" (F/n) mumbles to herself

(F/n) pushed a container of spicy ramen over to Katsuki and proceeds to open a packet of sour worms

"Katsuki lemme rant for a second"

"Jesus Christ here we go again-"

"I promise it's about something different this time"

"It's the same thing every time. YOU CANT DATE DILFS (F/n) THAT WOULD BE PEDOPHILEA"

"CANT YOU JUST LET ME DREAM"

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"Oh (F/n) kachan!" Midoriya says as he walks into the room with his little group

"SHUT UP DEK-" "wha-chu need broc baby"

"I spoke to monoma during lunch and we found out that the physical exam will be up against the same robots from the entrance exam!" The green haired boy answered enthusiastically

"WHY WOULD WE CARE LOSE-" "Jesus maybe I won't fail then"

"Anyways good luck on the exam you too!"

"WHY WOULD I NEED YOUR LUCK BIT-" "try not to break a leg this time salad boy"

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"This semester we have decided to switch up the exams so you will be fighting in pairs against the teachers" Aizawa announced to the class with a fucking rat hanging out of his scarf

"Bestie there is an odd number of students in this class" (F/n) adds

"Excellent observation (F/n) you will be working alone" Aizawa replied

"You are the reason I'm suicida-"

"Everyone can come up and grab a sheet and you will see your partner and the hero you will be facing"

(F/n) stomps to the front and grabs a sheet from Aizawa and walked away, but not without a giving him a threat of bodily harm do to making her work alone

She looks down to the paper in her hand and reads it in her head

'(F/n) (L/n)
Partner: none
Assigned hero: endeavour

"If anyone has any questions please ask them now, before we start"

While the whole class of freaking the fuck out about having to fight their goddamn teachers, Todoroki slowly slinks up to (F/n)

"Piss" he whispered to her

"Is that a threat??" (F/n) asks, her face going pale

"No it's what those people in shows say when they get peoples attention quietly" he tries to explain

"Bestie I think you mean "psst""

"................."

"How many people have you randomly whispered "piss" too????"

"-anyways, we were handed a form to our house from the school asking if my father was willing to fight a student from the school for their exam"

"And he said yes???"

"No, obviously not.........

Which is why I signed it for him"

"Todo, I would fuck you if you gave me $2 I swear to god"

"I don't have any spare change in my hero costume"

"Well your loss, or mine. Probably mine"

(I made you some content, daddy made you your favourite, open wide)