Kinda Glitchy [Katsuki Bakugo x reader] (discontinued)

|| Chapter thirteen || Sports festival part 1

(F/n) POV

'I think I need to get a better hold of my anxiety issues'

(F/n) was currently sitting against the wall in the waiting room, the rest of the class either sitting at a table or standing,

"For fucks sake glitchy stop cracking your knuckles" Katsuki said as he turned his head to (F/n)

"I'd rather eat my own toe nails"

"If you don't fucking stop breaking your own fingers then I'll force feed you your toe nails anyway"

"Wait wait bakugo I now how to make her stop" Kaminari interjected

"Huh?! how the fuck are you gonna do that sparky?"

"Just watch"

Kaminari walked up to (F/n) and squatted down in front of her

".... penis fart"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJDJDNDNENKRNRNRJJFNRJRJRJR"

"What the fuck that worked?!?!"

"NDNBDBDNNSAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHHABSBDNDNNDN"

(F/n) started wheezing on the floor when todoroki walked up to Midoriya and starting spouting shit about how he was gonna beat him or something

"Haaaah?!?! I'm the one you should be challenging!! I'm gonna beat all of you into the ground!!" Katsuki proclaimed

No one said anything...

"Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa" (F/n) was still wheezing

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL LAUGHING AT PENIS FART?!?!"

"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHDHRHJRRJJRNRJEJ"

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Class 1-A was walking out into the stadium while present mic introduced them

They walked up to the stage with the other classes waiting for midnight to make a speech

"Now the female and male representatives will make a speech! Please welcome (F/n) (L/n) and Katsuki Bakugo!"

(F/n) and Katsuki walked up to the stage and stood in front of the microphone

Katsuki started speaking first

"I'm just gonna say...

I'm gonna win"

The crowd went fucking wild, not in a good way tho, especially the other students

"Everyone please wait for the other representative to talk!" Midnight announced

"And I'm just gonna say" (F/n) started

"I'm probably not gonna win" she lazily said while rubbing her neck.

"HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH?!" Almost all of the stadium shouted

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All the students were lined up in a tunnel ready to start the obstacle course that was earlier announced by midnight,

Well ya know most of em were ready

"(F/n) why are you literally sitting on the floor" Mina asked the (h/c) girl,

"Runninggggg suckssssssss"

"You right" Mina instantly agreed

"Hey wait can't you just teleport to the end or something?"

"Ohhh yeaaaaaaa, just remembered I can do that"

"How do you forget your own quirk???"

"Well are you always aware that you can pour acid out of your body?"

"Yes, I am always aware of that, it is my quirk"

"Oh"

"GOOOOO!!!!!" Present mic yelled

"HOLY SHIT WE WERENT LISTENING-" Mina then started running with the rest of the students

'Should I just glitch there and win? That honestly seems a bit unfair. Wait when have I ever cared about that?...     but Katsuki really wants to win...            I'll just wait, yea, I'll just glitch there and wait and just be second or something. Katsuki will win'

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"WHATS THIS?!?! (F/n) (L/n) HAS JUST TELEPORTED TO THE END OF THE OBSTACLE CORSE!!!" Present mic announced

"(F/n)'s quirk is one of the few that can do a wide range of things, teleporting, or for her quirk 'glitching', if one of the many things she can do" Aizawa explained

"HUUUUUUH?!?! WHY IS SHE JUST STANDING THERE??? IS (F/n) PERHAPS TIRED???" Present mic yelled

"No she is literally doing TikTok dances right now, she is probably taunting the other students" Aizawa theorised

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The race was coming to an end, fucking finally

Bakugo Midoriya and Todoroki were all speeding towards the end in a big cluster fuck of a dumpster fire

"Wait who the fuck is in front? OH SHIT THEY ARE CLOSE. OH I GOTTA RUN, OH SHIT OH SHIT-" (F/n) screamed

"AND IN FIRST PLACE: IZUKU MIDORIYA" present mic announced

"IN SECOND PLACE: (F/n) (L/n)"

"OH THANK FUCK" the (h/c) girl yelled as she fell on the ground

"NOT EVEN GOD CAN JUDGE ME!!!!" She continued to yell

"(L/n) *pant* why are you celebrating? *pant* *pant* you came in second?" Izuku asked

"Because dear Midoriya, I go by the powerful words of the 3rd graders, first is worst"

"... okay"

"Now I should probably run before Bakugo murders a child"

"(F/n)!!!!!" Bakugo screamed

"And that child might be me"

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"Next up! Cavalry battle!" Midnight announced

"You've gotta be fucking kidding me" (F/n) said to herself

"Yo Bakugo, let's be on the same tea-"

"No" Katsuki cut off the (h/c) girl,

"Huh? The fuck you talkin abou-"

"We're not being on the same fucking team, I'm not gonna lose because a nerd is to lazy to do anything" Bakugo said before walking away

Even though (F/n) had heard much worse insults before, she couldn't help but feel like shit.

He had promised he wouldn't call her a nerd anymore too...

That horrible sinking feeling filled her and she didn't know if she wanted to cry, yell at him, or just walk away.

Luckily a very nice opportunity was presented to her,

"(F/n)" Todoroki started,

(F/n) turned to the candy cane lookin boy

"Be on my team"

"Yea.. aight"