Kinda Glitchy [Katsuki Bakugo x reader] (discontinued)

|| Chapter twenty two || Interrogation

"Fffffffffffffuck ive never been in a hot spring before"

All the girls of the class sit in a steaming hot spring with a wall separating them from their male classmates

"Ahhh!! I know it's sooooo niceeeee" Mina said slowly slipping lower and lower into the water

"It feels like my meat is gonna fall off my bonessss" (F/n) said squishing closer to Mina

"Don't worry I'll eat your soggy flesh so it doesn't go to waste" she replied

"Mina I think we should get married-"

(F/n) was cut off by sudden banging on the wall, it seemed to be getting higher up?

Then they all heard the tell tale sign of mineta rambling something R rated

"Before you become a hero, you should try to become a better person" Kota said as he pushed mineta back down

"Yuhhhhh‼️‼️‼️ Kota for the win"
"Thanks Kota!!"
"We owe you Kota!"

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"-AND DONT YOU EVER, TRY TO LOOK AT HER- T-THEM LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU FUCKING LITTLE PRICK"

"Baku-bro has been beating up mineta for a while now, do you think we should stop him?"

Kaminari slowly turns to Kirishima, pink sunglasses on even though it's nighttime, a smoothie in hand, and zero compassion for mineta

"Nah"

"PLEASE HELP ME"

"WHO THE FUCK WOULD BE ON YOUR SIDE IN THIS"

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Mina walks to the middle of the girls room, bunk beds with all the girls surround her while she tries to get their attention

"Everyone EVEYONE‼️‼️ AYO SHUT THE FUCK UP Jesus Christ is this how Aizawa feels YALL FUCKING LISTEN TO ME"

The room finally falls into silence as everyone settles their attention onto Mina

"Ok, I'm about to bring up a topic I'm sure we've all been wondering about but have not been in the correct setting to discuss"

The girls keep their gaze locked onto their classmate in anticipation

"(F/n) and Bakugo-"

"YESS OMG WE NEED TO TALK"
"AAAAAAA HES SO SOFT FOR HER"
"YALL NEED TO FUCK ALREADY"
"SHE FOLLOWS HIM AROUND LIKE A PUPPY ITS SO CUTE"
"When will god let me die"

"Okay everyone, quiet down! quiet down! Let's give (F/n) a chance to give her word on this"

They all turn to (F/n), expectant looks on their faces waiting for her to talk on the situation

"Actually before you say anything-" Mina quickly interjected

"-Momo please block the door" she continued

"Mina my wife you know me too well" (F/n) sighed

"Yea bitch I saw you sitting up and facing the door- anyway fucking talk"

"Ok ok ok,,,,,, he's a littttttle cute BUT ONLY WHEN HES MAD"

"HES MAD ALL THE FUCKING TIME" jiro yells from her top bunk

"He's never mad at (F/n) tho ooooooooooooooo~" Toru jeered

"Sobbing. Crying. Pissing my pants."

"Ok (F/n) serious talk serious talk..... do you like Bakugo?" Mina asked slowly

"Bro swear to god I literally do not know I haven't liked people before"

"Well like uhhhhhh Aizawa is your uncle right? So like how do you know you love him?"

"I would die for him."

"So how do you feel about Bakugo?"

"I-      ..     I would die for him too-"

"GIRLS ITS CONFIRMED" Mina yelled

"WE NEED TO GET THESE WHORES TOGETHER"

"YES MAAM" they all yelled in reply

"Death looks so sexy rn" (F/n) wheezed

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"Bro it's five am im gonna fucking cry"

"(F/n) suck it up you all have special training exercises ready" Shouta told (F/n)

"Camp was supposed to be FUN not borderline child abuse" she sassed back

"If you don't get over to your station I'll show you what real child abuse is"

"It's cool my dad already showed me"

"Leave"

(F/n) groaned and slowly shuffled over to her station where she met with mandaly and was told what she had to do for her ability

"Ok you will be duplicating yourself as many times as possible and trying to make them do different things to keep track of them!!"

"Imgonnafuckingkillmyself"

"And we were wondering what you should make them all do and we thought that you should make them all dance! In different ways of course, so I hope you have a whole bunch of dance moves!!"

"When I die just give all my shit to Mina"

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