"Our friends say we're crazy, but we can't listen, baby. They've never had it like this. They don't know what it is."
Your auntie is a hoe and has a short attention span so she decided to make a oneshot book.
- HAIKYUU
- ONE PIECE
- JUJUTSU KAISEN
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smoking!todo x black!reader headcanons TW: smoking weed🍃 This took like five minutes y'all— IB: The Checkpoint - Wiz Khalifa
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• BRO Imagine a smoke sesh with Todo • That shit will either be the best fuck of your life or the funniest conversation of your life • Him and Yuji's relationship as it is is funny AF but HIM OFF THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS??? Say goodbye to your vocal cords • If y'all get caught by police he'd probably leave you and say "it's beyond me" (he got that saying FROM YOU, damn groupie) • His eyes would be red, squinted, and he'd act like he was half asleep but whole time he's just chill. • You two would sit in the car and listen to a bunch of Wiz Khalifa songs • I'm talking The Checkpoint, Black And Yellow, Shame, Hopeless Romantic, etc etc. • Todo would call Wiz Khalifa his kinnie cuz they both smoke I PRAY • Todo would make sure to bring you any snacks you need like cookies, chips, maybe even some Hawaiian Rolls (damn I love me some bread and cookies😫🙏🏽) • He'd probably end up eating all the food first before you touch it so y'all gotta wrestle like a damn WWE match in the car for the last cookie. • You two would go in a grocery store for more food and attract the attention of everybody around y'all cuz y'all weed was LOUDDDDD • Todo would call you two "stars" cuz he thinks they're admiring him but really they're judging😫 I PRAY • One night he'd take you out to smoke and would let the sunroof down so y'all could stargaze. Then he'd make a joke that the stars form several penises and the moment is ruined with y'all animalistic laughs • He would def be the type to beat his back on the seat when laughing, bang his fist on the dashboard, or grab you and rock y'all back and forth (Todo kinnie moment) • You would set up your phone to watch Dope Island, Berleezy, and Kenny Knox compilation videos and y'all would have the time of your lives • Other times you would set up videos that showed what the universe would look like in billions of years, the secrets of Atlantis, or mysteries of the ocean below y'all (then y'all would start conversation of your conspiracy theories and debate each other but it's oddly civilized for two high as fuck teenagers)
• "Look! Look! I just think that if we were monkeys previously, then monkeys must have the same abilities we do! They act dumb so they don't have to pay taxes!!" • "(Y/N), you're so smart. Mhm, mhm, I see the vision."
• "You see those abominations under the sea!! They look like they're eternally T-posing!! It's sick!"
