DreamShipping- It's not about that Minecraft Youtuber named Dream, whom I really don't watch the videos of. It's Ash x Mew. Remember how I said I don't like Human x Pokemon pairings, and how they are weird. This takes the fucking cake as far as I'm concerned (I seriously hope no one ships Ash and Ditto together, otherwise that's even fucking stranger). I don't even understand this pairing. Like how and why is this a pairing. Like Ash x Greninja you may understand because of the bond they have, but MEW?! This makes very little sense, and, I'm trying to be as nice as I can about this pairing but It's just a no from me. I'm absolutely not a fan of this pairing, it's just strange imo. Mew did appear in a few Pokemon movies (the first one being the most interesting along with the Lucario and the Mystery of Mew movie.) so I guess that's where the pairing comes from, but this just isn't making sense.
Rating: 0/10
No fanart, because I might actually lose my sanity if I looked fanart up for this pairing.
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Even Worse Opinions of Pokeships
RandomIt's about damn time I do one of these in 2020 as i'm now older than previous me. my opinions have matured and slightly changed and I feel like I gave many of the shippings unfair ratings and was rather immature about my criticisms. So, i'm doing it...