"you're all 13 of my reasons"
+in which a girl gets a message from her brother's friend and leads to idiocy.
swearing used.
lowercase intended.
texting format used.
social media au.
highest rankings:
#1 jaehyun
#1 jaemin
#1 johnny
#1 nctu
#1 renjun
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MINHEE: im going to murder yangyang
HAECHAN: let ten know so he can help you
JENO: whats with the urge?
HENDERY: why are we threatening my bestie
LUCAS: wow fake ass
HENDERY: WAIT NOOO LUCAS IM SORRY
RENJUN: what did the dumbass do this time?
YANGYANG: NOOO MINHEEE SHHHH I DONT WANNA BE MADE FUN OF IM SORRYYYY
MINHEE: 2 late
LIANNE: whatd he do to u bbygirl
MARK: hi?
LIANNE: hi boyfren
SUNGCHAN: that sounds SO new
MINHEE: can i continue?
SHOTARO: hello!
YANGYANG: NO U CANT BC TARO IS HERE NOW
JAEMIN: use the greatest weapon against her
MINHEE: HI SHOTARO U CUTIEPIE
SHOTARO: hello minhee!
MINHEE: okay back to wanting to murder yangyang
HAECHAN: CONTEXT WOMAN CONTEXT
MINHEE: GIVE ME A SECOND U WHORE okay so the date was going good and i was thinking "hmmm maybe this guy isnt so bad after all" and he was being rlly sweet or whatever
RENJUN: ew he's horrible
YANGYANG: bitch shut up
MINHEE: AS I WAS SAYING so we were on our date and it wasn't going as bad as i thought it would BUT SUDDENLY hendery's bitch ass shows up and practically steals my date
HENDERY: IN MY DEFENSE i didn't know u guys were there
XIAOJUN: really?
HENDERY: lmao no i knew BUT I DO HAVE A DEFENSE
JISUNG: i wanna be in the jury
CHENLE: me too
JAEMIN: u both are babies
CHENLE: no one asked you anyways speak hendery what is your defense
HENDERY: yangyang asked me to come and help him bc he was scared bc u were his first date in a while and u were too pretty
