Obey me! X Reader

Might as well. (Actual Obey Me scenario)

I just lost interest honestly, so I'll probably be making scenarios, but not oneshots unless I want to.

(Peen size)
I have no clue wether I did this before or not, can't be bothered to check

Shit post

Diavolo's bitch:

666inches

IS THE CODE FOR FREE ROBUX-
(19.8 inches)

I WANT A HUGe amount of money:

Probably 5.9 inches, you don't really check up on the guys peen because you have to pay- okay that's my actual estimate.

Ruri-fucker: (not the child version you twisted freaks)

He gets mad at you because you call his dick a snake because it's 6.6 inches and you put googly eyes on it and it was really cute-

Furry:

12.6 inches

Haha, fluffy yellow peen.

He doesn't shave.
Haha

Solomon'ssidehoe:

ASMmmmMmmMMOoOOooOOOOooo

8 inches and you can't convince me otherwise.

What?

Why are you so confident that there's something here?

There's nothing.

Haha, small peen compared to:

Gimmefoodmofo:

69 inches, you can't tell me otherwise.

(11.8 inches)

Belphe-whore:

000000000000000.001 inches, I despise him for the simple reason i have a crush on him when I'm a dedicated side simp.

(10.9 inches)

Furry, but gayer:

He's a king, 1000000 inches.

That's it.

I may have multiple sex dungeons scattered across the map:

He's hiding something big....

SOMETHING BIG IN HIS PANTS!

19.01 inches. Don't question how I got that estimate.

Shadysidehoe:

9.11 inches. Pun intended.

Shadyshoulderhoe:

I'm starting to believe when he died and turned into an angel his song just disappeared because he's so pure.

(9.1 inches)

Luke:

HE HAS A MASSIVE, HUGE, GINORMOUS

Crush on Jesus Christ