Obey me! X Reader

☁️Luke X Reader short☁️

I'm sorry I've been away, I just haven't been motivated, my whole body feels weak and sick but I'll live, It's all just part of life 😅
WARNING!! EXTREME CUTENESS AND WHOLESOME NESS !! (Oh, and people are also mean to Luke but they get beaten the shit out of them sooo...)

Your POV:

I was walking down the house of Lamentations when you heard a phone wringing. I checked my d.d.d as nobody was around the halls at that time (big brain moment)

Lucifer: Y/n come over here.

Big bitch (don't take offense by that, it's just a funny name I thought of lol): What's the magic word Luci?

Lucifer: Now. And bring Mammon over here before he sells everything... I hate when I'm not around him, it puts everything we own at risk from him just looking at it *insert face palming picture here)

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You heckin chonker... I thought to yourself but I have no idea why-

I strolled down the corridor and found Mammon with his eyes glued to a vase that held Ghosts in which I had
Come oit and been unpeashed into the wild just to be sucked back in there again during the ghost event like A cat looking at a cucumber.

(Lol)

I grabbed his arm and lead away from the vase knowing he was gonna try to sell it to make a quick buck.

Mammon's POV

Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to meet with you againnnnn-

You POV again:

"Luciiiii~"
My voice lingered through the corridors as I knocked on the dark oak door atleast 23 (Specific cause I'm not even joking I count every time I knock on someones door Irl)

"Stfu and stop calling me that you annoying mortal."

He then held the door for us to come in. "Thank youuu!" I almost yell.
"Now what do I owe the pleasure of seeing you alive today Lucifer?"
"For God's sake-" "LUCIFER! WHY TF WOULD YOU SAY THA-" "ANYWAYS- I've brought you here to discuss the new plan for the Devildom." "New plan? What does that have to do with me? I'm just a human that was kidnapped by a buff tiddies man and brought here and my parents texted accidentally texted me saying good riddance and LET'S PARTAYYYY and then texted 'oh, wrong number, sorry' and then I go back to my home where I'll probably be held captive by a cult that believes in Satan until I tell them about The Devildom and they cry because it isn't how they imagined it with fire and all dat shit."

".-." *cough cough* "ANYWAYS- It's to do with you as you and Solomon will be showing the new humans around and Luke and Simeone will be showing the new angels around. There is going to be 2 nore than last time which means you'll each show 2 around Solomon will show the first 2 whilst you show the second two around and vise versa with Simeone and Luke-" "NEW EXCHANGE STUDENT'S?WHENARETHEYCOMING,WHAT'STHEIRNAMES,WHATARETHEIREYECOLORS,ARETHEYMALEORFEMALEWHO-"
"Y/N JUST GO! But Mammon, you sold my enchanted apple so you can stay here..." Lucifer's face curved up into a smile and Mammon's smile sunk as I gave him a 'u r f u c k i n g d e a d' Look and left. I heard Mammon's screams telling Lucifer to let him go and untie him off of the ceiling but I just blocked them out. New humans and angels? Oohhhh! How exciting will this be! Maybe there's a new girl or boy I can become good friends with. Look, I love Solomon, but he needs to stop taking my blood in my sleep and using it to summon actual evil demons, I now owe my soul to 12 different demons one of them says shit instead of sit because of his heavy scottish accent. (No offense to any scottish people I love ya, my friend is scottish I just thought It'd be funny) I went to be thinking about how it'll be so fun! I woke up in the middle of the night to see Solomon standing over me. "FUCKING HELL SOLOMON HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS."

I woke up in the morning and went downstairs to see some 8 people all looking down at me except one which I was silightly taller than. "WHY TF IS EVERYONE TALLER THAN ME?" I shout, gaining all the attention of that room. Lucifer sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose whilst an angelic looking figure, being, thing? Came over to me. "That's rather rude to swear and shout little one." I gave him this look

(I'm not sorry) and Solomon had the biggest smirk ever, he was definitely try8ng to hold in his laughter. I showed 2 of the other humans around and Solomon showed the other 2 around, same with Luke and Simeone.
At lunch me and Luke were being questioned by Simeone and Solomon whilst the new students stayed and ate with Lucifer and Diavolo, let's home they aren't like Mammon, and steals everything they see. "They were pretty chill, not too fun though, but I could get use to them." I say. "Luke? Luke? Luke~ Luke? Huh?" I was now pokeing Luke whilst he was looking into space. (Well, the ceiling.) "Okay..." he says as he sets up and walks off. The rest of the day flew by and I was walking home. I heard little tapping footsteps behind me and I stopped and turned around to see Luke. "Hey lil guy what happened?" "THEY BULLIED MMEEEEEE!" He says as he collapsed crying. "They pushed me and said if I told You, Solomon orSimeone they would hurt themselves and blame me!" "Luke, who-" I said in a now serious voice. "THE TWO ANGELS I WAS SHOWING AROUND!" He shouts and cries into my arm when I crouched down.
"Bitches get stitches" I mumble.

I told Solomon and Simeone what happened, and the next day only 6 exchange students were there. "Where are the other 2?" I ask. Solomon just walks off with a smile and simeone sighs but then soon has that innocent ass smile on his face. I later found out that those exchange students got food poisoning and died. "Solomon you. did. Not." I say as I smile.

This wasn't much but it was all I could think of :, ) oof, I look like a dumbass for not posting-