Obey me! X Reader

Funny things i thought of •w•

Me: BITCH LASAGNA, BITCH LASAGNA
Satan: Bitch shut up, Bitch shut up

Lucifer: My stomach hurts...
Mammon: That's because your stomach is empty!
Lucifer: Now I know why your head always hurts.

Lucifer: My stomach hurts...
Satan: Are you pregnant again?
Lucifer: where can I get the pills?

Lucifer as an angel/ MorningStar:
BABY I CAN SEE YOUR HALO

Me and my friends: Where should we go!
Friend 1: The beach!
Friend 2: The cinema!
Friend 3: The park!
Diavolo: Hell.
Me: No. Just no.
Diavolo: puts me in black bag

Michalle: So Lib, how did you die?
(Fun fact about me my names Lib, I think it's a weird name no offence to anyone else who is named Lib but my mum was gonna call me Rainbow sooo... it's better than Rainbow atleast)
Me: I was killed by Lucifer.
Michalle: Been there, done that.

Levi: I sleep with my electronics!
Satan: Pussy! I sleep with a gun!
Me: Yall are both Pussies.
Satan and Levi: then what do you sleep with?
Me: Lucifer.

What your favourite character thinks about you:
Lucifer: You're a nuisance, yet a good addition to the family.
Mammon: I like money more than you, but I also like you.
Levi: You're fun to game with, but also make me lose.
Satan: DUMBASS
Asmo: I'm prettier than everyone but you're probably the worst looking out of the bunch!
Beel: you're just another mouth to feed really, but you're still fun to hang around.
Belphie: You're a good body pillow, but you're very clingy.

What you think about your favourite character (or atleast what I think lol):

Lucifer: Hes a scary dude but hella hot and his personality is so chill it makes you wanna- (no more details but we know what happens next and you KNOW you want some of that Luci ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Mammon: Hes a greedy scumbag and the lowest of the lowest, but you love him for it.
Levi: Hes fun to game with and a super cute otaku.
Satan: You have no idea how he could be the avatar of wrath when hes such a gentleman. Well, that's when hes not around Lucifer. Hes also super smart.
Asmo: Honestly, he only cares for accessories and makeup also sex, you can definitely believe hes the avatar of lust, but nonetheless available to give you a makeover.
Beel: Hes a cute Lil teddy bear who loves food and is mostly kind and innocent, and you know you love him.
Belphie: Hes teh sleepi child that you just love, hes a great cuddle buddy and naturally never gets into any drama or trouble unlike Asmo who always loves drama and Mammon who's always getting himself into a scrap with Lucifer

I had NO ideas on what to do •~•
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