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Scenario: What turns them on

A I G H T so, *debating wether to
Commit toaster bath and make it look like an accident* A n y w a y s-
I fucking forgot completely that I was meant to make a chapter to do with a crossover B U T But butt bute
I probably won't anymore as I may or may not have accidentally.... Deletedthegame AND THEIR NAMES ARE SO FUCKING CONFUSSINGGGGG-

UwU

Single Mum: (Lucifer)

Whip him. Just do it. He prefers to honestly whip you more than you whip him, But he's a giver and A receiver (Ever had that moment when you had a brain fart and you were just like How tf you spell this? Yeah. I just wrote 'resciever' and used autocorrect. I have a love hate relationship with this autocorrect.)

Mammoan: (Mammon)

I'm not sorry. Yeah, So these will be VERY different options to the normal 'what turns them on?' These will be thing I literally thought off of the top of my head.

Pole dancing. So, he has this big ass stage in his room cause he's a spoiled brat that hasn't paid rent in 2000 years basically- *COUGH COUGH I FUCKING LOVE MAMMON COUGH COUGH* anyways, He has a stage that looks like a pool table that has a pole in the middle. (I told you this would be some weird shit people) He likes when he dances for you, whilst you throw money at him, for some strange reason this turns him on.

Levi~Chan: (Leviathan/Levi)

HENTAI, HENTAI, HENTAI-

HE ABSOLUTELY LOVES WHEN YOU WATCH ADULT ANIME WITH HIMMMMMMM Sometimes it turns him on more when you sit on his lap, and that's usually the case.

FUCK YOU MUM!: (Satan)

Sad kitty boi is misunderstood honestly. He's the avatar of wrath, but should've been the avatar of lust. Or a Librarian, But at the same time if he was a librarian he probably wouldn't be able to deal with all the Karens (tell me this isn't the funniest what turns them on ever.)

He's very romantic, and it turns him on when you sit on his desk that is almost buried under the heaps of books in his room, and Smile at him seductively with half lidded eyes.

*Extreme fake moaning sounds intensify*: (Asmodeus/Asmo)

YOU BREATH NEAR HIM AND HE CAN JUST SMELL THE CONSENT, HE KNOWS, ONCE YOU STAND NEXT TO HIM, EVEN SHOOT A 000000.01 SECOND GLARE AT HIM THAT HE WILL NOTICE, DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T LOOK AT HIM, HE CAN JUST SMELL YOU WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM!

WHO TUCH DA CHILD?: (Beelzebaby, Beelzebub, Beel I have alot of names for this precious bean.)

Poor Beel, He was completely unaware of what feeling horny was like until he saw you eating and icecream and wondered what it would taste like all over your body.

He asked Asmo about what the (BOLDGY WOLDGY UWU I'm so sorry-) was and why it was there.
Asmo was the only one in the house, the others went to the Majosh, But Asmo was banned cause Lucifer caught him having a foursome in the alley behind the House Of Lamentations at 3 in the morning.
"Well Beelzie dear~" He says what it is in a very non erotic way.
"You're horny, Go tell y/n you wanna fuck them." Beel was scarred for life. NUUU, COME GIMME HUGS BB! YOU SO PRECIOUSSS!!!

I'm A lazy fuck up with no life, and even though all I do is sleep all day I still pass my tests.: (Belphegor, Belphie, FAT ASS COW- Gotta love him though.)

There is no turning him on. You never turned him on in his life, He's been asleep this whole time.

I MEAN try to like- idk? Suck him off in his sleep or something, Idk, He said that if he didn't wake up when you asked for him to wake him up with a blowjob. You weren't sure if that was sarcasm or not, but since he's only alive on the outside and shows no emotion then you took it literally. You had a broken nose, not because you sucked him off, but cause you woke him up. (R.I.P Reader~Chan)

ALL HAIL KING JULIAN-: (Lord Diavolo, Diavolo, Dia, Gai for Luci, Luci-sexual, Da prince)

He likes the thought of asking Barbatos to go pick some strawberries or some shit whilst you and him stayed at home alone, fucking on the throne. That rhymed. FUUUU- He likes the idea of being balls-deep in you whilst you fuck on the throne, he also likes the danger and risk of being caught by Barbatos at any moment.

Sebastian the Second: (Barbatos, Barb, Barbie, ALL HAIL KING JULIAN'S Butler, I'm dead inside. Me too buddy. Oops, I spilt the tea)

Call him Master. I dare you. I D A R E Y O U ! He will put on a quiet and carefree act, whilst his raging boner is hidden until he asks for the simplest favor of you, which is always in his room (How tf do you even fall for that all the time?) There, he will fuck you-

The one kid in school that thought he would go for hell for saying "FRICK!" Whilst every kid around him kept shouting "FUCK!" and "SHIT" Into the abyss, Making him have panic attacks cause he was different.: (Simeon, Sim, I WANNA DATE HIM! D e m s h o u l d e r s a n d h i p s , I for some weird reason would like to bite his neck.)

Poor angel. The first time he got laid was when you were reading a book about Devildom history and got to the part of 'in the days where the human disease 'the plauge' was still largely around demons would use magic to impregnate their wives, but this method stopped after a male tried to use this spell (He was 15 and she was 14) and exploded her by accident.' You were laughing your ass off, and Simeon was uncomfortable until he heard the words "You should impregnate me!" Coming out of your mouth. He knew it was an obvious joke, but I mean... HE'S A FUCKING ANGEL, WHEN DO THEY EVEN GET HORNY? THIS WAS LIKE, THE RAREST OCCURRENCE EVER! During the sexual deed Simeon knew Arch Angel Michael was looking over him like 'My boy finally got laid'

Soloman: (Solomon, Solo, WHY HAVE ASS WHEN YOU HAVE MAGIC?, I have no shame, now come fuck me, I'm horny. My Favourite. And Simeon too.)

Whisper something in his ear like "Daddy" or "Babe" And he'll get the memo. Humans are so easy to make aroused it's sad-

DA CHILD! (Luke, LuLu sometimes, but that's probably the person you should stay away from if you see them calling him Lulu, THE OTHER BB! Chihuahua)

I'M NOT BOUTTA LEWD A CHILD SICKOS! (I salute you if you didn't wanna see a 10 year old be Lewded)

(UNHOLY SCREECHING) Hope you enjoyed. *cough cough* I'm still recovering from a cold, So I'm a lil sick, But I hope ya'll enjoyed! (Sowwy for not uploading or making the crossover TwT)