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𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕗𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪.

Basically, is he an ass boob or thigh guy with hands and shit added.

Probably just hands.
Not shit. I hope-
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Lulu:
Probably your eyes. He enjoy starring into them but tries not to, because when you want to get your way, just give him the puppy dog eyes and he'll submit.
Even then though, you enjoy his eyes because in the human world we don't (naturally) have red or black eyes.
But at the same time, when he's realllllllly mad, he'll force you to look into his eyes which are full of anger.
That hers you to shut up for a little while.
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Moana:
DAT ASS
Okay, but he enjoys counting his money on it. You have this weird thing you like to do where you just kinda act like a table whenever you want him to acknowledge you, which works because people usually hit him when they want him to realize they're there, but you just act like a 5 planks of wood drilled together.
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Subnautica (get it?):
Thighs.
People say that he's probably into them boobies because the "Big titty goth girl gf" trope, but he's not even into goth girls, according to anime, he's into children- nah, just kidding, I'm pretty sure that Ruri~Chan tuned back to normal after that one time. If she didn't, then yikes.
Anyways, enough about Levi fapping over anime characters, and let's get to the reason he like to fap on your thighs.
Well, that's one reason, he likes Choking  Charlie till he throws up all over them, and as Belphie-ish as it may sound, he's mentioned multiple times they're the perfect texture to sleep on.
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Sauces:

Pelvic bone.
He doesn't give a shit about the outside of your body, his Joey gets rock hard when he sees an x-ray of you, please don't take him when you're getting a scan.
The reason for this? Not even he fucking knows. He just saw it in a book once and got an erection.
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Asmopeeus:

Fucking everywhere. He loves your whole body and everything that comes out of it. If you bleed, the motherfucker is so protective he'd drink it and fight a skunk over it so that that skunk doesn't get a taste of his cake. Oh? Did I say skunk? I meant Skank.
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Babybeelz:

Your waist. He likes to pick you up from behind and throw you over his shoulders, it's a good way to get you to move if something is annoying him and he wants you to come with, and it's a quick way to get a boner, but honestly, 90% of the time that he actually picks you up is because he already has one.
"Oh hey Diavol-"
"BEEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Beel proceeds to just of balcony and brings half of it down with him, then flies away as Barbatos remembers that noose in his trunk.
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This bitch ain't a cow, he's a sheep.:

Neck. Plain and simple, he lures you to room like the snake he is and then pulls up on you with the neck bite and like his demon form he's always a horny fucking beast.
My guy has 20 packs of cigarettes a day and pisses the bed everyday, he's literally sleeping with a knife because he thinks someone else is pissing the bed.
"Y/N?"
"Yeah Belphi-"
"WHY DO YOU SNEAK INTO MY BED JUST TO PISS AND LEAVE?"
"WHAT THE FU-"
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I lub.:

Da baby Dia.
He's a king, and like his fine ass taste, he likes your fine ass.
I mean, he likes your thighs too, but mostly around your crotch area.
Why? It's a good coushin.
The amount of times Barbatos has walked in and just stared at you two for a couple minutes because Diavolo has himself face deep in your ass is more than you can count.
He's reached his fucking limit my dudes.
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Barbie:

Not going to lie to y'all, he has a foot fetish. The name doesn't deceive you, behold, the thing was right in front of  you this whole time.
He actually just likes kissing your hands and feet for no reason, I guess it's just that you feel like a queen when he does it, and that makes you happy.
But then again, he could do it because he wants head.
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Mammy:

Solo mam. HmmMmmMMmmMMMmMMmm
If I'm honest, you don't know.
He's so bipolar he could enjoy one part of your body one day and then despise it the next.

Despite that, he still loves every part of you more than himself, if he had to pick between you and his magic career--H C'MON. I'M NOT GONNA PRETEND HE'S GONNA GIVE UP SOMETHING HE'S BEEN LEARNING AND ENJOYING FOR ALMOST ALL OF HIS 1000S OF YEARS ON THE HELL HOLE FOR SOMEONE HE'S KNOWN FOR BARELY A YEAR-
Okay, maybe he would, like I said he's bipolar.

Just kidding, he's a simp and wants to give you your first of everything.
You already learnt how to breath? BREATHING PRIVILEGES ARE NOW TAKEN, HE'S GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO DO THAT. you already know how to walk? BREAK YO KNEECAPS BITCH, HE'S UNO REVERSING THE SHIT OUTTA YOU TONIGHT.
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Cookingmama3D:

This guy is too innocent to be an adult male. You've asked him how many boners he's had in his life time and he says one, and that wasn't even his fault. This guy loves your neck and shoulders though. Ironic I know, he hates when people (especially women) stare at his shoulders (except you, he knows you enjoy them and is fine with that because you're his partner) but he loves yours.

Whispering sweet nothings in your ears is what he specialises at, as he kisses his way down you neck, shoulders and shoulder blades until he gets tired, you're pretty sure he has kissed everywhere on your body atleast once.
Yes, everywhere.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That includes the insides too.
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Dog.:

This little guy adores your hands. He loves holding them and he's learnt a thing or two from Barbatos (minus the erection part) kissing your hand.
He's a bit to ambitious though, he always wants to lead the way, which can lead to you getting lost, but you both always manage to get back safely.
He apologizes many a time, you saying it's fine.
Poor little dude.

Besides that, he's going to grow up into a real gentleman someday.

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