Phone Calls!

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Canada: Hey England....

England:What?

Canada:Do you want to know what happened on the 3rd of March?

England:Yes

Canada:Ok. *shows recording*

*le recording

Me:Lalalallalalal FNAF wiki lalalallalall...

* Out of it*

England:Why is she still up?

Italy:Why Isent she eating pasta!

Canada: May me get back?

America:Yo dudes whatcha watching? *flips on*

*recording (Warning swearing)

Me:GOD HOLY FUCKING SHIT IN HOLY MOTHER MATRONOMY WHAT THE HECK IN HELLS FUCK

*Outside*

America:What the....

England:My ears burst.

Italy:Germany!

Germany:What?

Italy: Author was loud

Russia:Huh. You guys acturrly played soothing music.

Me:... I was that loud?

Russia:*turns it back on* I want to see more!

*back to the recording has swearing

Me:THIS IS FUCKONG MOTHERING SJIT OF HELL A D SHIT AND HECK IN HELLS SATURN! THIS IS MOTHER FUCKING WROUNG SCOTT!

*Da viewers*

Me:...

England:*fainted*

Me:*makes a hole* Hehehehe

America:Canada dude- why is she screaming?

Russia:Well its nice *working on a 240 hour version*

Italy:*fainted* To loud

Germany:*fainted*

Me:Well if you want to know-HOLDY FUCKING SHIT THEIRS FREAKING BALLON BOY IN HERE KILL YI WITH HOLY WATER AND SALT!

BB:*cries*

Me:Awwwwww I'm sorry

BB:*hands me a ballon*

Me:*uses it to fky* I can fly!

All:Um can you tell us what you were screaming about?

Me:*turns on recording* Watch

*For the last time ze recording

Me:WHY IS THIS POSSIBLE ITS FUCKING SHIT! ITS HOLY MOTHER FUCKING HELL! AND THEIRS ALLREADY GAMEPLAY! But why I sent their the phone class

*done*

America: Oh I thinks its FNAF 3

England: I thought it wa

Me:And 4 days later PHONE CALLS! :D

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