Oh nos! Part 1

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Me:Hey guys! I'm making a stooooorrrrrryyyyy!!!!!!!

2PEngland: Poppet your on sugar! 0-0

Me:Oh. And its a story where II am going to try and stop my sis marrying I can't say!

Italy: OK I know!

Canada: You ruined the surprise!

Me:S And I will be working with HGF!

HGF:Hey! So your sis is truing to marry Ita?

Yep!

Me:Yes.... *cries*

And Twerk Lady is now KTC

Me:So let's get baking! No started. I watch to much Nerdy Nummies.

Author's POV

"So HGF..."

"Can you come up with a better nickname?"

"No. Mooo..."

Me and
(HGF;-;
Me:I'll call you Goldie.
HGF:But only in the story.)

Me and Goldie were arguing. A.G.A.I.N.

Then I spied Italy and a girl near a resturant. Hummmm..

"Goldie I have a plan and it flies that we can spy...."

"PERFECTO!"

"THAT SOUNDS FRENCH!"

"SORRY!"

Italy's POV

KTC was really nice... I hope Author doesn't found out.

Author

"D.O.L.L.H.O.U.S.E. I see things that no one else sees."

I grabbed a bound hair wig and changed into a France Female outfit.

"Tada!"

"Bloody god."

Goldie had changed into a England look but not to similar cough the eyebrows no way cough.

"OMFG you look a bit like Iggypants!"

Unfortunately Iggy heard that and went into the room but we fled.

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