Author vs America

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America:Author I bet I could beat you in a fnaf comp.

Me:The rulew?

America: Who can stand the longest without screaming.

England: So that means you can play for whatever time but no screaming and your out.

Me:*secretly happy that she watched that jumpscare thing*

America:*pissing his pants now ;-; not. :p*

Canada:America I've got a tip.

America:Yeah?

Canada:Don't wet your pants- oh wait you will.

All:Yolol

Me:Ok I'm ready! *starts playing and clicks America's game to*

America:Oh dear god.

Me:Idk when the phone call ends so I'll listen.

Italy: I'm going to the breakroom to eat pasta *faints*

America:*sweating*

Me:Paola koala papal koala Paola oh Bonnie's gone!

Germany:America is anyone gone?

America:I have no idea. *checks* The ducks gone.

All:Its a chicken!

Me:Bonnie's at the door so I shut it. :)

Canada:I think your sister is putting you of.

(She's playing Uncle Fucker -_-)

America: I can't find the duck!

Me:She's called Chica! And she's at my window! *checks pirate cove for a nano second* *then closes the door*

America:*checks both door lights* The duck and the bunny are at my window and door! *closes both doors*

Me:Im doing good! Bonnie's gone but chicas still- no she's left. *opens both doors*

America:.... *sweating*

Me:Bonnie's back *closes the door*

6AM

England:Both of you lasted! And no screaming.

Romania:What's going on?

Me:Wtf.

Romania:What? V(°^°)V

Me:Welcome to Facebook!

All:*facepam

England:Urgh.

Me:England go get me a bunny called Violet.

England:Why?

Me:Because.

England:*leaves*

Me:Next night!

America:Ok! *after phone call* Wait another one?

Me:Yes! *checks pirate cove* *checks stage* Bonnie's gone! *checks* he's in the supply closet *closes the door* :)

America: Where's the duck? Where is it? *checking all the cameras* Oh dam *puts it down* *jumpscare* ARGHGSYDGSGSJDJJSJX!

Me:What was that? *looks* I WIN! HAHAH!

6Am

England:I got the bunny!

Me:Yay! And I won and got to rules:)

America:Urgh.

Canada:Knew it.

Russia: V(°^°)V

Me: V(°^°)V

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