One Night at Forced Hetalian Cosplayers

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Me:GUYS MY SISTER DARED ME TO DO SOMETHING AND IF I DIDNT DO IT I WOULD HAVE TO WATCH SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE SO LETS GO!

America:No thanks.

Me:COSPLAY! AMERCIA COME WITH ME YOU MY NEW PET. *sits on America* WOOO

America:What does this have to do with anything.

Me:COSPLAY WAND! *pulls out Cosplay Wand And OTP Wand* NOW LET IT WORK ITS MAGIC OR THE OTP WAND GETS YOU!

America;*shakes* F-f-fin-ne

*POOF*

England:Hello and- HOLY SUGAR NUGGETS.

America:*dressed as Eyesaur* Help.

Me:Hallo! COSPLAY WAND!

England:*dressed as Flumpty* Why am I a egg?

Me:Because. We have to sing. *uses Cosplay wand and turns into BB* GOD DAM IT I NEED A EXTRA B *poof Im now BBB* BETTER!

Russia:*walks in* Hi! *walks out*

Me;*poof! Russia is The Owl*

Russia:Owls! *flys like a owl*

England:He had Vodka didn't he.

America; Y-y-eep. *still being squashed by me* OWWWWWWW!

Me:To bad.

Russia:PRETTY OWLS

France:Bonjour Mademoiselle- Wait what are you doing.

Me:Cosplay and Russia s drunk.

France:I guessed that. But whys Russia dressed as a Owl.

England:Ask America.

America:Her sister forced her to sing something and then she pulled out a wand and pooffed us in stupid costumes.

Me:Be careful. Tomorow is Eddsworld and you might not be lucky....

Amercia:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO WAY!

France:Ok. Im leaving.

Me:YOU ARE NOT COSPLAY WAND! *poof France is now Redman*

France:GOD DAM IM A POPUP!

Me:Yes now go away.

Russia:IM A BEAUTIFUL OWL

England:*sigh*

America:PLEASE GET OFF ME. FOR ONCE.

Me:NO NOW ONWARDS TO NARNIA!

My sisterL:YOU DIDNT DO IT!

Me:I got them in costumes.

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