Face Plant = Ow

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Me:I'm so sorry-

England: We've played enough games of cards and APARENTLY FRANCE ADMITS HE DID FUCKING SHIT

France:*-*

Italy:NOW WHERE WERE YOU?!

Me:Reading fanfcition  T-T

America:Yeah we all now know you were reading 'Bonds' and 'That Old Pizzeria' wait what's the last one about? Its interesting! *eats burger*

England: :# America did you not see the cover?

America: No

Canada:*facepalms*

Me:I did a face plant the other day.

Hungary: And you hurt yourself.

Me:I hurt my finger, scraped my knees and my head got banged.

Austria: And now we know why you shouldn't face plant

America:*reading the first bit of That Old Pizzeria'* 0-o

France:*lol*

Me:I can bloody hear you.

Yeah now tell us what bonds is about then TOP.

South Caria:I'll tell you-

Yay Author can't spell

Me:*reads bonds*

England:Explain.

All:Yeah.

Canada:Can I help?

Me:Yeah I'll do TOP you do bonds.

Italy: Germany I want pasta!

Germany:Nope.

Canada: Author wanted to copy and paste the discription but I did it ;) So blah blah David Cameron blah Wtf. Done.

All:*blinks hard*

Me:Now my turn. Big blahs then "All virgins who enter blah must be armed that the sports blah will haunt you and that sous not include the murders daughter aka-

Italy:I want pasta!

No

Germany: You intrupted Author!

Me:Well actually I forgot the rest. I made it up from 'haunt you'. Its by Chicafnaf.

Romania: No it isn't

Me:WHERE THE FYCK WHERE YOU?

ITS ME

Canada:*-*

America: :

Me:Uhhh that wasn't in this..

You see your friends?

Germany: Author? You mean you didn't do this?

Me:NO!

England: Maybe it-

They will die.

Italy:Are you sure it I sent BP?

Romania:It's it isn't.

Me:My li-

I am Mari.
No your not.
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Heheheh

All:Huh?

France:FINALLY! *attempts to kiss me*

Me:*slaps him* Mari?

No.
Yes you fer
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Me:You guys made my head hurt!

England:p

Hi guys!
Gold get away from my-
DIGGY DOGSNI DONT CARE!

Me:Woah woah woah Lollipop.

HGF:Hi!

Itaky:Aiiii!!!!!

Japan:*-* I-

Me:Well then I'm going to this party.

South Carolina: No you mean your going to read FNAF3 its obvious.

Me:No........ BYE!

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