Me: Hello and welcome to How to cook! I will be teaching you how to cook with....
Iggy: Thats not my name...
Me: Say that again and I will say H-O----
Iggy: Don't you dare! And change my name back!
Me: OK gees. Now today we will be learning how to... Prepare breakfast!
England: Teach me!
Me: OK first you put cereal in the bowl.
England:*puts cereal in bowl*
Me: Next you....
Bowl: THIS BOWL IS ON FIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Me:....
England:...
Me: England wtf is wrong with your head?
England: I have no idea.
Me: OK. Go eat a BURGE-
England: DO NOT FINISH THAT SENTANCE!
