Arranged (Armin X Reader) (Sequel to Want You)

*Seventeen*

~Smut Chapter ig? Not A good one😬~
~TW Sexual Assault~

"I'm so stupid!"

"Can you shut up?"

"Colt, I should've just sucked him off! Why didn't I think of that!"

"I really don't care."

"When was the last time you got some head?"

"Who cares."

"You sound like you need a good round."

"Not from you."

"I didn't say that!"

"You we're going to."

"Doesn't count."

"Put a penny in the jar."

"I didn't say anything about fucking you this time!"

"You thought it!"

"Who wouldn't!"

"Two pennies."

"Asshole."

"We can move up to dollars."

"Pennies are fine."

"You ready?"

"Can you stay? I need someone to tell my mom if the dress is ugly."

"I'm not saying anything."

"Oh come on, just stay."

"Fine but i'm not going in the changing room."

"Dammit."

"We're up to quarters now."

"You skipped dimes and nickels!"

"Too bad."

•••

"How's this one y/n?"

"It has way too many ruffles. Colt what do you think?"

"I'm a dude I don't know anything about wedding dresses."

"I think it's beautiful."

"It looks like a white trash bag. Plus it's itchy."

"Then go change into the custom one. It has pieces from my wedding dress and Mrs. Gilliard's."

"Oh, how lovely, Colt isn't that lovely?"

"Sounds like a nightma- I mean yeah it's nice."

"I'll be right back then."

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@mikasaackerman: Sasha what time will u be ready?

@"meat": idc we can go whenever she's done

@mikasaackerman: so before dinner?

@"meat": yeah that's good

@mymomsatitian: where u guys going

@"meat": none of ur business

@mymomsatitan: TELL ME

@"meat":NO

@mymomsatitan: FINE BE THAT WAY😡

*mymomsatitan has added nic_chef to the group*

@mymomsatitan: NICCOLO SASHA AND MIKASA ARE DOING THINGS I THINK THE'RE LESBIANS

@"meat": what about it?

@nic_chef: how do I leave a group chat

@50%off: you have to hit the button that says leave chat