FIVE More Minutes // Imagines, Headcanons, and Preferences ☂

flirty! Five headcanons 🥛

• Lots of sarcastic remarks which implied his attraction towards you

• "A little more eyerolling and those pretty eyes will be permanently stuck to the back of your head"

• "Didn't expect the sweet little cupcake to have a mouth on her"

• Intense eye contact (to the point where it led to a playful staring contest between you two)

• Would always smile at you (whether teasingly or not like this:

• Always finds a reason to teleport right next to you or in front of you to either piss you off or scare you because he always enjoyed how you would jump or flip him off

• But mostly because he's just looking for an excuse to see you

• When he's being sincere, he would give you small compliments like this:

• He isn't particular with looks, so he would most likely praise you for your witty remarks, intellect, and abilities in the most "Five" way possible

• "Nice to see that someone finally speaks my language."

• "You've actually got a point."

• "I... I didn't think of that."

• Expect a lot of stolen glances and soft expressions from him when you're around but not looking

• Offers you coffee, which catches the attention of the other Hargreeves siblings because Five NEVER offers them things

• Let alone his much-treasured pot of gold: black coffee.

• Always finds some reason to touch you in the most subtle way possible

• Like when you would reach for a piece of toast, he would also reach for it so your hands "accidentally" touched

• Or would immediately shut his hand close at the sensation of your fingers touching his palm after giving him some chalk that he asked for

• Or when you're blocking the way, he would gently place his hands on your hips to move you from your place as he passed by

• It only took a booze night with his siblings for him to actually make a move on you

• He appeared to be a bit tipsy, so the Hargreeves took this opportunity to egg him into flirting with you more

• You were sitting next to him, engrossed in a conversation with Vanya when Five tapped you on the shoulder

• He looks at you with a huge smile on his face before saying, "Hi, Y/N"

• And then does this:

• Which drives the whole mansion wild with laughter and giggles (especially you)

• Five found himself grinning and covering his face to hide the red tint of his cheeks

• You place your hand on his that was on the table and he looked up to gaze at you like you were the most precious thing in the whole mansion

• "I think I like you." he suddenly blurts out

• The Hargreeves siblings were all wide-eyed and in sheer disbelief as they anticipated your response

• "Oh, wait. I don't think I like you... I know I do."

• Well, if you weren't blushing before this, then you definitely were now

• "Five, that's just the cognac talking-"

• He brings up his glass to you, only for you to discover that he was chugging apple juice this whole time

• The idiot was completely sober

• Will smirk at you before leaning in closer and telling you this:

"No, no it isn't."