a/n the deez nutter is actually immortal and everytime she makes people fall for a deez nutz joke she goes on to her next victims 😱😱😱💯💯
it's been 3 days since the incident with the 2 bonten members, they thought she had died but of course she played dead until they went away.
she's now at school, sitting in class trying to think of a new deez nutz joke.
a few minutes passed and she finally came up with one.
she smirked and started looking around in class to find her next victims, but they all looked pretty boring. she sighed and waited for lunch time
BRRRRRINRNRNGGGG
the bell rang so it's now lunch time, the deez nutter took out her lunch to eat until she heard a commotion outside of the classroom, of course she wanted to check it out.
there was a guy with a neck tattoo that looked like a dragon, he has yellow streaks on his hair and looked really interesting in her eyes. he was beating up some guys that looked older than him which didn't concern her but the only thing she questioned was his hair
" does he know what a toner is... jeez that's literally yellow was he trying to go for blonde streaks... "
" hmm " deez nutter mumbled to herself
she has found her next victim.
she went up to him even with the situation still going on
" hey " she said making the no toner guy look back
he raised his eyebrows
" what the fuck do you want "
" i have a question for you "
everyone now who was watching the commotion from earlier was now paying attention to the deez nutters words
" what is it? hurry back cant you see i'm busy? " he said while holding a big guy by his collar
" do you know... who kenma is? " she asked in a serious tone
" what? kenma? "
she smirked and laughed like a maniac and then looked back at him
" kenma nutz fit in yo mou- "
he punched her so hard she passed out.
that will not stop her though. she will think of a new joke and a new victim each time. no matter what.
idk what this is anymore 😱😱💯💯💯 i'm lowkey just writing it to laugh at my own fanfic anyways my balls are no longer injured 🥶🥶🔥🔥
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the deez nutter
Romancey/n is a highschooler who still finds deez nuts jokes funny, what happens when she comes across certain members from the most dangerous organization and makes a deez nuts joke with them?
