y/n is a highschooler who still finds deez nuts jokes funny, what happens when she comes across certain members from the most dangerous organization and makes a deez nuts joke with them?
a/n : HELP I THINK HAITANI BROTHERS APPEAR ON CHAPTER 220 IM SO EXCITED AAA THEY BETTER NOT HURT MY BABY SENJU THO
it was a normal day for you, sunday afternoon, in bed reading the newest chapter of your favourite manga. after a while you got bored so you decided to take a walk and stop at the park.
getting up, you went downstairs and put on your shoes that say " deez nutz in yo mouf " and have a picture of balls.
" mom i'm heading out " you said as you were walking out the door shutting it.
a few minutes passed and you were already getting tired from being outside so you decided to stop at a corner and observe the people around you, looking for a victim.
of course, during the walk you were thinking of a dn joke to tell someone.
" hanma stop talking so fucking loud "
you heard a voice say near you.
you looked at them and it was a tall guy with a pineapple hair style with a short dude beside him who also has a pineapple hair style.
you smirked.
" HEY WAIT ! " you managed to catch up to them
you saying that made them turn out
" huh? " the short guy said while the tall guy was simply watching quietly.
" do you perhaps know who barbies boyfriends name is? "
" the fuck are you blabbering about kid? " the tall guy said
" just answer, please " you attempted to make a puppy face but it made you look like a gorilla, making the short guy snicker
" it's ken? why would you even ask some strangers tha- " hanma said before getting cut off from your loud laugh
" KEN DEEZ NUTZ FIT IN TO MO- "
hanma grabbed you by the collar and spins you like a helicopter then drags your around in the middle of the street like a snail and throws punches on you and then leaves you in an alleyway.
ow... you audibly said, rubbing your cheeks ( YOUR FACE CHEEKS )
a few minutes passed and you were still not getting up, sure you're immortal but you can feel pain.
" hm? aren't you the girl from the other day? "
a voice said making you look up
he was eating doriyaki, which made you hungry.
" ah, you're mikey !! " you stood up smiling
he tilted his head and started eyeing you from the toe
" you look terrible " he said while grabbing your wrist dragging you out of the alleyway making you confused
" let's go and patch ya up ! " he said
huh? me? you thought to yourself
" oh alright then " is all you said making him lead you somewhere which seems to be nowhere near a clinic or so.
you guys finally arrived at the place where he wanted you to be
" this is my house " he said letting go of your wrist
bruh we only met yesterday you thought
" come on in now we gotta patch you up quickly "
minutes passed and mikey was already patching you up while you were sitting on the couch
well, he was trying.
" sorry i'm not really good at this " he said in an annoyed tone while struggling to cleanse your cuts
" thats fine you're trying at least " you said chuckling
" don't laugh i haven't done this before " mikey said pouting.
hours passed and now you were already walking home with mikey since it was midnight, mikey not making you walk home alone.
the walk was quiet and awkward but you ended that.
" thanks mikey " you said making him look at you
" you should be thanking me i put lots of effort in patching ya up "
" alright you can go back now, i can go on by my own from here " you told him
he scratched his nape and looked around making you question what he was doing
" here, doriyaki " he gave you the doriyaki and turned around walking away not saying anything
" weirdo " you half whispered and took the plastic wrap out from the doriyaki munching on it.
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OKAY YALL THANKS FOR READING LFMAOAOAO this is so dumb i cringed writing this
