the deez nutter

chapter 5

( a / n ) GUYSSSS did u see the new ep ⁉️⁉️⁉️ ALL THR BUDGET WENT TO SANZU IM TELLING U BRUH... 🗣🗣 wtf are they doing to mitsuya tho 😭😭 he looks like a tranquilized monkey

[ may 12, 2005. ]

bored. you were bored, again.

you decided to go outside and take a walk since it was saturday, of course why would you go out just to walk? you would just be at home sleeping right now. but of course, it was killing you. you needed to say it. had to find your next victim.

as you were walking you decided to go to a restaurant and get some food and relax a bit to get the stress out of your belly.

" hi can i please get a hamburger and chicken nuggets "

" ma'am this is starbucks. "

" oh. " you realized looking at the employee dumbfounded

" would you like anything else? "

" no thanks, goodbye " you lazily said heading out and going to the next restaurant.

it looked pretty big, there were a few people there but what caught your eyes the most through the window was a bald ass guy with a tattoo on his side and a braid sitting in front of a blonde haired guy who looks like he's waiting for his order.

you finally went inside and decided to take a seat beside them
" hey mind if i sit here? don't got any friends or anything so wanna hangout to people " you asked smiling but sitting down anyways without their answer

" hah? " the baldy said

chill mr.worldwide...

" hmm, fine i guess you could stay here " the short blondie said

minutes passed and you were actually somewhat getting along with short blonde, the baldy didn't mind at this point.

finally your orders came,

you were about to thank the waitress until mikey started complaining.

" wheres my flag !!!! " he whined

" i only ordered the kids meal to get the flag ya know ! "

" we are very sorry- "

he was interrupted by draken pulling out a flag and putting it on top of mikeys meal while you were watching them in amusement.

mikey was now smiling really hard and started digging into his meal.

" hey we don't even know each other's name yet? " mr. worldwide said

"ah, the names y/n, what about you guys? "

" i'm draken and this is mikey " he pointed with his thumb.

" hmm? sounds familiar.." you thought but just nodded and smiled impatiently waiting for the right time.

" hey mikey, do you know what month it is? " mikey looked up to you with his mouth still filled with food

gross... is he a sticky ipad kid or something...  you thought.

" hmmfm... " he mumbled with his mouth still stuffed with food swallowing quickly " it's may, why do you as- "

you slammed your hands against the table standing up making both of them flinch a bit, startled by your sudden move

" MAY DEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUTH BOZO "

you said looking at mikey smiling harder than ever.

he looked at you for a few seconds.

i'm ready.

he laughed.

huh?

you caught baldy chuckling a bit as well

hold on.

this is. weird.

" you're a funny one ! see ya around "

they both walked out leaving you confused.

will you and mikey meet again?