( a/n ) GUYS DID U SEE THE NEWEST CHAPTER OF TOKYO REVENGERS??? I LOVE SENJU SO MUCH HELPJ
you were making breakfast while your mom was getting ready for work, in the middle of making your breakfast you had thought of a new deez nutz joke, of course.
you smirked and went up to your mom " hey mom- "
" no. " she walked to the door heading off to her car
" tsk " it's fine i have a few victims in mind anyways.
you finished eating your breakfast which SCRUMPTIOUS you absolutely demolished the shit out of it and left no crumbs.
you headed off to school as usual, you were walking while smirking, excited to tell your victim whom was your best friend in the same class as you about the joke.
until. you heard muffles that were gong from an alleyway, being the curious person you were, and knowing that a deez nutter is immortal, you headed to the alleyway and saw 2 men hovering over a guy while a gun is pointed against his head.
" HEY " you yelled making the 2 men turn around, the other guy being hovered over was too scared to even pay any mind to you.
" huh? who are y- "
both of your eyes widen in sync
" hey! you're the weird kid from a few weeks ago i shot! " he scowled
you grinned causing the 2 men to be looking at you with a confused face
" pink guy, my pig. we meet again " completely ignoring the other guy with him, he wasn't the same one from last time, this one also has dark pink hair that's slicked back as of itself depended on it
someone take gel from that man...
you thought to yourself
" pink guy? pig? who the fuck do you think you're kid do you even know what situation you're in? "
" first of all i'm not a kid i'm 18 turning 37 soon " you spat back
" what the fuck " piggy said
" anyways i have a question "
" do you even- "
" answer my question and i'll never bother you again "
but who knows
" and why would i? " he pointed the gun at you
" i'm just a high school kid hm..? please listen to me mr piggy "
" just listen to her sanzu, we need to deal with this dude anyways after " the tall gel hair guy said
" fine. " sanzu spat
sanzu..? doesn't suit him... you thought to yourself
" hey, hurry up dumbass " piggy said
you looked at him trying not to laugh like a maniac " do you perhaps know who sukuna is? "
tall gel hair jellyfish coloured hair guy and piggy looked at each other in confusing
" no? the fuck are you on about? looking for some or what " piggy said with an irritating voice
" SUKUNA DEEZ NUTZ DUMBA- "
piggy shot her, once again. not even questioning how she is still alive from last time.
( a/n ) LMFAOO this took somewhat of an effort 💪💪🐺🐺🔥🔥⁉️⁉️
anyways me being serious, i hope u guys are doing well <33 i enjoy seeing comments on here until next time my deez nutters
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Romancey/n is a highschooler who still finds deez nuts jokes funny, what happens when she comes across certain members from the most dangerous organization and makes a deez nuts joke with them?
