you were in class sitting beside your friend, your teacher was was explaining something to do with math and you eventually got bored and whispered to your friend
" hey do you wanna hangout after schoo- "
" miss deez nutter, can you please answer this equation? "
" fuck " you thought to yourself while hearing you friend giggle, shooting a glare at her.
" why should i know math if i wanna be a doctor or something... do i have to ask my patients to answer an equation or else they won't get their prescriptions " you thought to yourself and sighed looking back to the teacher
" miss deez nutter please pay attention next time " your teacher stated while you nodded
a few hours passed and now it was time to go home, while you were walking home spotted a kitten, but not only that, someone feeding it.
you smirked. " it is time. " her next victim.
" hey " she called causing the figure to turn out
he had long wavy hair and thick eyebrows
" he looks like jacob from twilight " you thought to yourself laughing mentally
" huh? y/n ??? "
" how do you- "
" it's baji do you not remember "
ah. your childhood friend you haven't spoken to in years
" baji ??? " you grinned " i haven't seen you in years! "
you guys chi chatted for a while, you started to grow impatient wanting to tell him the joke
" baji i have something to tell you " you looked down trying to hold in your chuckles
" hm? what is it? "
" actually i'm, moving tomorrow " you said
" huh... oh well where are you moving to? "
" sawcon. "
" sawcon? " where's tha-
" SAWCON DEEZ NUTZ DUMBA- "
he punched you.
( a/n ) : GUYSGUYS i wanna write an actual fanfic and i want it to be based off of words bubble up like soda pop but i don't know who i want it to be about, kazutora or chifuyu ,, ⁉️⁉️ i'll make it an x reader one,, also should i make the reader gender neutral ??
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the deez nutter
Romancey/n is a highschooler who still finds deez nuts jokes funny, what happens when she comes across certain members from the most dangerous organization and makes a deez nuts joke with them?
