a/n i think i'll be updating twice today 💯💯
it was an average day for y/n, she was walking home from school wanting to go take a nap. she was a little upset because her friend at school went home early due to a sickness called " deez nutz 19 " but she was planning on telling her the dn joke.
as she was walking she stopped for a second being distracted by a black cat which had " peke j " as it's name on their collar
a lost cat? you thought to yourself, picking it up
MEOW MEOWOWWWWWMMEOWOWWWWMEOWOWOWMEOWOWOWIWWMMMMEMWWWWWOWOOMEEEEWWWOOOO
SCRATCH SCARTCH HISSSSS
you decided to put the cat back where it was and left with scratches on ur face.
" gah damn. " you whispered to yourself, walking off
you looked at your watch " 20 more minutes left and i'm home " you sighed
you were about to put in your headphones until,
you heard a loud commotion.
obviously, you being you, you decided to check it out and headed off that way.
" BEAT HIS ASS YOOO "
you heard a few voices yelling
from a little afar you can tell it was someone getting beat up
hold awn, hanagaki takemichi? isn't he in my class..
you thought to yourself, you decided to head closer to watch of course, a few guys saw you and looked confused questioning what a girl was doing here
" HEYY HANAGAKI !! " you yelled waving, not caring about the situation
he looked over to you but instantly got punched
" oops.. " a few minutes passed and you decided to help takemichi since he looked like he was about to die
heading over you yelled at the guy whom you learned his name through the crowd
" kiyosama youre about to kill him ya know "
" huh? who the fuck are you? " he stood up from being on takemichi and grabbed your collar
" who the fuck do you think you are talking to huh ? "
" you bruh who else.... yo hair looks like burnt krabby patties don't be talking to me like tha- "
he was about to punch you until the voice of a certain someone was heard
" m-mikey! " kiyosoma said stuttering, letting go of your collar
you looked around wondering why it was so silent, the seeing everyone but you and takemichi were bowing to mikey
" mikey? " you said, noticing draken with him as well
" huh? what are you doing here "
" yo momma " you said in a serious tone making draken who's behind mikey chuckle
" oh right kiyosama, while we are here, i have a question for ya "
" huh, why should i answer "
" because mikey is going to beat your ass anyways so might as well answer before him doing so "
" huh? the fuck are you talkin about "
" do you like pudding? " you asked not letting him finish
" wh- "
" kiyosoma, answer " draken sternly told him as mikey was chewing on his doriyaki
" i do, why do ya wanna know "
" PUDDING DEEZ NUTZ IN YO FA- "
he had enough of ur shit. not even caring that mikey was watching him, he punched you.
deez nutter has fallen once again fly high🕊💯
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the deez nutter
Romancey/n is a highschooler who still finds deez nuts jokes funny, what happens when she comes across certain members from the most dangerous organization and makes a deez nuts joke with them?
