The Love Battle(Chaelisa)

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(Jennie's Phone)

Loser Lisa😬 (8:26pm):

Unnie..I'm in trouble right now.Very-very serious one😭

Me (8:26pm):

Oh wow.. It's so rare of you to text me on night time like this since you got married to that pretty blonde of yours.You totally forgot you got a sister somewhere out of your damn big house😑

Loser Lisa😬 (8:26pm):

I'm sorry okay.It's not that I don't come and text you lately.It's just that I'm overly busy with work and my wife who throw tantrum most of the time.She gave me too much cold shoulder and scold me with no apparent reason.She was okay one time and other time she is not.I don't understand her mood swings at all.It starts from last months and I am so fucking miserable over here.

Me (8:27pm):

Oh,really? Serves you right then.You deserve it Loser!

Loser Lisa😬 (8:27pm):

Unnie! Stop mocking me! I'm texting you to talk.Not for you to roast me with your fucking sarcasm.I don't have a fucking good mood over here.Don't make it worse.Pleaseee...

Me (8:27pm):

Oh..sound serious.
Okay okay,cut the chase.What is your problem?

Loser Lisa😑 (8:29pm):

My problem is what I had mention to you just now.

Me (8:29pm):

You mean..the mood swings one?

Loser Lisa😬 (8:29pm):

Yes Unnie.I don't know what to do about it and guess what?

Me (8:30pm):

What is it?

Loser Lisa😬 (8:30pm):

She told me to take the couch tonight.She don't want to get near me and I must keep two meter distance away from her.If I break the rules,she will kick me on my damn precious dick.God..she really are scary😭

Me (8:30pm):

Oh..pity you.It really does sound like a VERY SERIOUS PROBLEM.You really got into trouble now,Lisa.I can say,your wife is really the badass one.She is the most bravest and the most strongest girl I ever met in my life.If she kicked you,I bet you will be dead the next day.

Loser Lisa😬 (8:34pm):

I know righttt..I must be dead and I'm going to die anytime soon if she continue like this.I mean..I won't die because she kill me but I'll die because of heart attack.She really are very scary when she is mad.I swear..