Madness Combat oneshots and headcanons

Deimos headcanons

- Mans is always a flirt, even before you get into a relationship

- fr he'll go "damn bitch that ass juicy" and cackle like an idiot when you wear jeans. Depending on how you feel about that, his reaction changes accordingly

- He likes seeing people's reactions and always tries to make you and the others smile. He's really observant actually so when he started to crush on you, he immediately started trying to figure out how you felt about him

- He, of course, picked up clear signals that you liked him. Bro he ain't dense in the slightest, he notices the blush whenever he's in the room with you

- Cue a simple confession

"Yo, wanna go stargazing tonight?"
"Wait what-"
"C'mon, I like you, you like me. Les go."
"How did you-"
"I have my ways uwu"
"DID YOU JUST SAY-"

- Will say uwu or owo to piss you off. Unless you're the same, then you both do it to make Sanford and 2B uncomfortable. Hank doesn't understand and just assumes you two have brain damage

- Deimos's compliments become a lot sweeter when you start dating. He's observant so he notices the little things in your appearance

- have your hair styled differently? Boom he says it's cute. Wearing something different than your different style? Boom he says it suits you and calls you a pet name

- Deimos is a walking self esteem booster. He slaps insecurities away by saying he loves them

- He's good with words alright, loves giving compliments to make his buddies smile

- Sometimes actions speak louder than words, so he'll randomly just hug you from behind. He's short so that's about the best he can do, but he gives good hugs

- Deimos just loves giving nice, long, nd wordless hugs. Especially if you're feeling down. He knows if he's been talking too much so he'll just wordlessly hug you

- 2B thinks it's sweet and Sanford ships you both so hard. Hank doesn't care too much but he thinks it's cute

- When it comes to cuddling, Deimos likes being the little spoon surprisingly. He just finds it comfortable and easily falls asleep in your arms

- He is a little self conscious about kissing because smoker breath, so he'll give cheek and neck kisses. Loves making you squirm

- Sometimes he'll do a thing called shotgunning with you. He inhales some of his cigarette and mouth kiss you, then blows the smoke into your mouth. It usually ends in you guys making out on the floor

- Bro how did you guys get onto the floor-

- He loves taking naps with you. He'll lean aginst you or have his head in your lap and be out cold. You are now legally obligated to not move

- During missions he's flirting with you the entire time lmao

- You'll be bashing in a grunt's brains and he'll call you hot. The others just groan in disgust

- Deimos isn't as protective as the others because he knows you're a badass in the field. He'll come to your aid if you need it though, if you get hurt he'll get pissed and single handedly kill every person inside the building.

- After the mission he complimemts you then takes a nap on the drive home. He gets tired easily and you're the most comfortable person in the car

- You have a talkative, smoking, short, and flirty man as your boyfriend.

- You lucky son of a bitch.