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Phobos Headcanons

- The only thing this man loves more than himself, is you. How the fuck did this happen-

- Ok so Phobos knows about love and all that, but he seriously thought he couldn't feel it. You can imagine his surprise when you showed up and he suddenly felt nervous.

- He's never nervous, always calm and proud, but being around you made his knees weak and all that jazz. Mans was impressed by your ability to do this to him.

- He tried a lot of ways to get close to you, mostly asking around about your interests. Bruh that just made him fall for you more.

- It was a little weird having him ask if you wanted to play video games together. Very fun experience either way, just a bit shocking to see this idiot scream when he lost a round.

- After a little bit of hanging out, he proceeded to ask you out in the most dramatic and egotistical way possible

"(Y/N) my darling, before you is a god asking for your hand to be by my side forever and always."
"The hell are you saying?"
"I'm asking for you to date me god damnit!"
"Ohh, yea sure. Wanna get slushies later?"
"Hell yes."

- Probably takes you out to eat a lot. Loves going on little outings like that, it gives him an opportunity to flex that he has a hot lover

- Literally lifts you up and goes "LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL BELOVED!! YOU ALL WANT TO BE ME" and you're just there, trying to eat some baby carrots or something.

- Generally holds your hand whenever you go anywhere, he's a sucker for little stuff like that.

- Cheek kisses from you make him so happy, he'll become a giggling mess for a minute and demand more. He'll try to kiss you back, but the bandages on his mouth kinda hinder him.

- Also loves to nuzzle you for some reason. In public or private, expect this narcissist to give your face a little rub and an attempt at a kiss

- After he's done working for the day and his bandages come off, he just attacks your neck and face. Mans wants to mark you to really show that you're taken.

"Hun, I'm reading-"
"No I must redo the marks. They're fading."
"Just use a marker."
"But this is more fun and genuine."
" F i n e "

- He's a simp for you basically. Openly and without shame, much to his subordinates surprise

- Personally escorts you to where you need to go, never letting you go unless you kinda tug away. Eventually he has to go back to work but will send a MAG to protect you

- Yea he's probably the most protective person, rivaling Hank in all honesty. He has and will kill anyone who looks at you the wrong way. Lord have mercy on those who touch you or make nAsty comments

- If the Dissenters or another random vigilante group show up, he runs up to your side and protects you with his mad skillz

- Main priority is getting you out and somewhere safe so he can deal with the intruders. Later he comes back covered in blood and just takes a shower before hugging you

- Likes cuddling but usually falls asleep after 10 minutes. Managing an entire organization is tiring. Still super sweet when he is just there, being the small spoon because he probably gets a little tired of being so dominate all the time.

- You have a God like being with unimaginable powers as your lover.

- You lucky son of a bitch