Madness Combat oneshots and headcanons

Auditor headcanons

- Somehow you got a shadow fire demon thingy to like you. He is very confused and terrified

- Took him awhile to come to terms with his feelings. He had to do research on how to show affection lmao

- Started giving you gifts by setting stuff you liked on your desk or in your locker. A little creepy but the notes he gives with them are always nice

- Auditor knows everything that goes on in his buildings, so he gathers intel on you so he can give the best gifts

- Eventually you had to go up and ask about all the gifts. It was kind akward

"Sir, what's up with the gifts?"
"Do you not like them?
"No they're really cool, just want to know why you're giving me so many."
"Oh, uh.. I like you."
"W a i t  w h a t"

- He became really protective of you after that. Often just randomly appears to make sure you're ok

- You'll be eating lunch and feel something warm wrap itself around you. Yup, it's a tentacle

- Ok hear me out, Auditor's flame things are like tentacles. They're a bit sensitive so he enjoys having them touched

- Unfortunately he's usually too busy to see you in person, but whenever he makes time to see you, expect lots of cuddles and kisses

- He loves to just hold you close while sitting down somewhere in silence. He isn't a man of many words, so he just likes holding you

- Being held is also a yes for this man. He loves to bury his face into your chest and have his fire things touched. Feels nice man

- After a long day of work, he'll just hug you before passing out in your arms. He literally falls asleep while standing so you have to drag him to either the couch or bed. Gets a little annoying but fortunately the guy is pretty lightweight

- During work if Hank or the Dissenters attack the building you're in, Auditor will furiously look through the cameras to find you. Then he teleports over and brings you to a safe place. He wraps his tentacle things around you and protects you until the attack is over

- If he's in a seperate building and the one you're in gets attacked, you better believe this man will send an army of MAG agents over. Also gives specific orders for soldats or engineers to bring you to a safe room

- He actually started requiring safe rooms in all the buildings after you two got together. Probably should've had them from the start though

- Either way, when the attack is over, he just holds you for an hour and tries to keep calm. He's terrified of the possibility of loosing you

"Audi it's ok-"
"I could've lost you.."
"Hun. I'm fine."
"Yes but you could've been killed!"

- it goes back and forth like that for awhile, you eventually calm him down and he goes back to doing whatever he does

- You have a powerful, merciless, fire creature thing of a man as your lover.

- You lucky son of a bitch