Everything was dark.
"Hello" I said and I could hear it echo
Where the hell am I?
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"She is going to be okay kid" Tony said
"I know" Peter replied
Zen was in the medbay of the facility, with IV drips and everything it had been a few hours since the incident. she was asleep as her wounds healed.
When Peter left Loki would take his place and take care of her. He'd use his powers to make it seem like no one was in the room other than her.
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"Hellllooooo" I said for the hundredth time, I had no idea where I was or how long has it been since I was shot.
"Hello-" I said when I saw a bright light shine.
"What the f(Steve Rodgers censored)" I said
"Are you serious author I was in the middle of something.Where the fuck am I" another fimiliar voice said
Oh you gotta be shitting me, of course.
"Wade what the heck are you doing here"
"I have absolutely no idea. You're Zen the author told me somethings about you"
"The author?" I asked
He waited for sometime" how the fuck am I supposed to know what to say you are litteraly controlling me....oh you're not, but you got me here didn't ya" Wade said
"Uhh who are you talking to?" I asked
"The author" he replied
"What now"
"You're a story"
"W h a t" i said
"I'm a story? Like a fanfriction story like a-"
"avengers fanfriction yes, yes you are and this bitch of a writer just took me out of my room where i-"
"YA I do not wanna know" I said before he could say something very disturbing
"Wow so it is true, I am a fanfriction, that is INSANE like thank you author for this great story, wait did the author just make me say that? Wait and that?" I was really confused now
"Nope this is a author free zone" I as in Wade said, yes I have taken over and I'm watching all of you. And if you are wondering how you are reading this, it's cause I'm typing it out.
"Wow makes sense why my life is interesting as f(Steve Rodgers censored)... Wait why can't I say f(Steve Rodgers censored)"
"I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be Pg -13" I said
"You are here?! And you just said f(Steve Rodgers censored) how the heck is it pg-13?!" She said
"I don't know, anyways she told me to show you a video of when you got shot" I said and then we were in a cenima and we both had a tub of popcorn " that's fuckin cool"
Well I'm giving it to Zen now.
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All of a sudden we were at a cenima and the video started.
"Zen look out" Peter screamed
Loki jumps towards Zen but it was too late and she got shot. She started to fall back but Loki caught her
"Why on earth is it playing in slowmo" I asked
"Your author likes things to be dramatic" Wade said eating his popcorn.
The video ends with me at the facility.
"I need to get out of here" I said
"Well you can't" he said
"Why not AUTHOR WAKE ME UP" I said screaming
"It's not going to work she isn't in control of it right now, besides you need to rest right now and as you rest this will be going on" he said
"I though this was an Author free zone"
"Oh it is she just put us here and let things flow"
"Well you are not swearing as much"
"Tryin to learn to keep it pg-13"
"A little too late for that."
"True"
"You know it's really sad, like you should also be in the MCU not just in fanfriction it would be amazing"
"Ya it is"
"What?"
"Me joining marvel and all"
"I'm sorry what."
"You were not supposed to know that." He said and he looked up" SHE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT" he screamed "bitch...yes I know you can hear me and I do not care"
"Okay can you stop talking to the author also its great!!you are actually coming to the MCU!!" I said
"wow first me being a fanfriction and now you coming to the MCU this is great! Although have to say I have no idea how I'm ganna go about my day knowing that I'm in a fanfriction."
"Well fortunately you are going to forget this conversation"
"What? why?!"
"Well you're not supposed to know this the sacred fourth wall and all"
"And why do you get to know"
"Because I'm the fucking defenition of breaking the fourth wall, it like what I do." He said
"So much for pg-13"
"Well would ya look at that it's time for me to go, I can finally go back to my bed and-" before he could finish he disappeared.
As in before I could finish I disappeared, and I was back in my room, oh hey it's you daily neighborhood Deadpool by the way. Also author can you please give me a fucking headstart next time you kidnap me from my world. yes thank you goodbye.
Back to Zen now.
"Thanks for that author"
And everything went blank. Stop doing that.
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