𝐋𝐈'𝐋 𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄.

- INTERLUDE ONE.

❝THIS IS NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT!❞

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WELCOME, WELCOME! We've finally moved past the tenth chapter of Li'l Science, which means we get to have a small interlude and short break from all the trauma and abuse in Danganronpa. Again, Ultra Despair Girls contains many triggering topics, so please, viewer discretion is advised. I have to thank everyone for the support I've garnered thus far—whether on AO3, Quotev, or Wattpad. Will we have another interlude, or will this be the first and final one? Who knows!

Without further adieu, I sincerely hope you enjoy these incorrect quotes.

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[NAME]: With great power comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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MASARU: Okay, help me, please!

NAGISA: Got two words for you.

MASARU: ...I bet they won't be helpful.

NAGISA: Your problem.

MASARU: I was right...!

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KOTOKO: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

JATARO: You would eat yourself?

KOTOKO: I wouldn't even question it!!

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[NAME]: You're my best friend, I would do anything for you!

MASARU: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule!

[NAME]: Absolutely not.

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JATARO: What's a word that's a mix between "sad" and "mad"?

NAGISA: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated—

MASARU: Smad!

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NAGISA: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

KOTOKO: "Prettiest Smile"!

MASARU: "Nicest Personality"!

[NAME]: "Most likely to start a bar fight"...

NAGISA: ..."Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one".

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[NAME]: Bye Masaru! Bye Jataro! Bye Kotoko! Bye Nagisa! Bye Monaca! Bye Masaru!!

JATARO: You said "bye Masaru" twice...?

[NAME]: ...I like Masaru!

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COP: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

[NAME]: Shit.

MASARU: Wait, three?

COP: Yeah?

KOTOKO: OH MY GOD, NAGISA FELL OFF!!!

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NAGISA: Why are you on the floor?

[NAME]: I'm depressed.

[NAME]: Also I was stabbed, can you get Jataro, please.

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[NAME]: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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[NAME]: I have an idea!

NAGISA: Thanks for the warning.

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NAGISA: Everyone has a toxic trait. Though I guess the exception is Jataro, he's perfect.

JATARO: ...My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon.

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MONACA, seeing a kid crying at the grocery store: Oh, excuse me!

MONACA, wheeling up to them:

MONACA: Can you please move? You're blocking the Lucky Charms.

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MASARU: Why does everyone call me stupid?

KOTOKO: What's 5+9?

MASARU: I told you not to give me hard questions!

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MONACA, sighing at her friends: Wow, my life sucks.

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KOTOKO: New theory! The world is flat, but it has two sides.

NAGISA: You'd fall off.

MASARU: Only if you picked the wrong one!

JATARO: Tails..?

[NAME]: He's in no danger, Tails can fly!!

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NAGISA: Your existence is so confusing.

[NAME]: How so?!

NAGISA: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me greatly.

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[NAME]: What is this feeling...?

MONACA: Could it be the feeling of beginning to love and being loved back?

[NAME]: No, I think it's just the stab wound.

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MONACA: Kotoko...

KOTOKO: Oh no, "Kotoko" in b-flat.

KOTOKO: ...You're disappointed.

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"Can I copy your homework?"

MONACA: I can help you with it!

KOTOKO: Yeah, sure!

[NAME]: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

NAGISA: No.

MASARU: Wait, we had homework?!

JATARO, read at 5:55pm:

"NOT GONNA LIE... NAGISA IS KIND OF A SUSSY BAKA." "EXCUSE ME?!"

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an interlude, taking a break from writing the main story plot with incorrect quotes.