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Raw Donke [ Shrek x Gordon Ramsay]

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Shrek is a contestant on Hell's Kitchen but, the mean ignorant host seems to be...kinder than he is to the others. Much. Much. Kinder... Buckle your seatbelts motherfuckers because, in one fanfic I'm going to tell you a story I only made up 2 hours...

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Preparation

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di Ashylocks

di Ashylocks

                                    
                                              I quickly got my tools and began preparing donkey's meat. I regurgitated my special sauce and set it to the side. It probably wasn't acceptable to bring my own sauce but I don't think they would have Kocoochie's one of a kind, rare blood and piss. The five minute preparation time ended and the hour and a half timer to start cooking went on 😈😧🥺😭😋😨😔😋 I was so excited. I began cutting donkey's meat off the bone and turned the stovetop on. I prepped the meat with some seasoning and my special sauce. I kept some sauce to the side though to keep the taste. I put the meat on the stove with some butter and waited for my amazing creation to be cooked to perfection.










                          A/n: written in Spanish class ❤️ Buenos días bitches ❤️ enjoy 133 words of wisdom