It's been a week since I beat the living cheesecake out of that shart. I don't regret it. It's nice and quiet at my swamp once again. The only thing is, I'm stumped like a friendly Communist cowboy. How am I going to cook this loser?
He's a loser so he won't taste good. He'll taste like a little piss baby. Unless...nahhh.....but...NO. I-I can't...or can I? Should I? I'll ask my lord and savior... kokichi ouma.
He responded with... piss. Fuck him. Damn you kocoochie. I'll have no option but to ask Satan himself. Hisoka. I messaged him on MySpace.
TO: HISOKADIK
Hey clownface.
I murdered the nuisance. What should I do? I was thinking of cooking him on Hell's Kitchen. I would say thank you for your response but you're some weird tentacle hentai shit.
FROM: HISOKADIK
Hey boogerman.
You finally killed that garf? Took you long enough. You should definitely cook him. Don't you have a crush on that cute Hell's Kitchen host?
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Uh oh guys... hisokadik amirite? Damn this 170 words is kinda short ngl... Hisoka a clown like me
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